weapon of ass destruction

a loud or extreamly volitile fart usualy resultion in the destuction of the farters ass

joe-BANG!!!
bob-"What The Fu*k"

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Before I Self Destruct

5th studio album by 50 Cent set to be released 9th February 2009. Features the single "Get Up".

"Before I Self Destruct, Motherfucka," - 50 Cent on exclusive "50 For President" track.

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Denmark's weapon of mass destruction

The Lego can withstand the force of 950 LB before braking. It is consider Denmark's weapon of mass destruction.

Oh,no.. no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no! There coming...and they have Denmark's weapon of mass destruction! we are screwed

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wmd (weapons of mass destruction)

George W. Bush, his puppet Dick Cheney, and his henchmen at the pentegon

henchmen would be Donald Rumsfield and Paul Wolfulwitz

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Ultimate Pelvic Destruction (UPD)

• Description: Medical condition. A term used to describe the swollen female genitalia or anus after vigorous prolonged coitus with a very well-endowed male. CoPD Antonym; Cod

• Parameters:
o Female will complain about being swollen shut.
o Usually with a very large deposit of male DNA.
o Must meet the following triad:
 Length
 Girth
 And, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
o The female, through combined effort, will have achieved a minimum of 10 vaginal, clitoral, anal (or combined) orgasms. Orgasms achieved from any position; preferably many positions; with an emphasis on deep penetrating thrusts whereby the female aides by thrusting in conjunction with the male.
o Upon completion of the act, the male remains deep in the female until pulsations from male and female cease and the female Kegel muscle releases the male from her grasp.
o Upon withdrawal, the female swells shut, trapping the male deposit for a number of days depending upon the vigorousness of the session, duration, and volume of deposit.

• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen. Urination is problematic.
o Walking for the female, may be an issue.
o May required longer periods of sleep after coitus.

"OMG he FUCKED me so hard he gave me Ultimate Pelvic Destruction (UPD)!

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mutually assured destruction

A phrase, possibly coined by Arthur C. Clarke, to describe a situation where both parties can destroy the other, but not before the attacked party destroys the attacker.

Mutually assured destruction is certain now that the USSR have nuclear weapons.

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weapon of ass destruction

alt. Chung Uk
an object that will mutilate an ass via multiple passes with a 'pulverize' function, usually with a phallic object

fuck that chilli felt like a chung-uk

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