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Most "Diesel Whores" are simply whores. But if you are lucky enough you will meet a classy Diesel Whore. Chances are she is tan, cute, blone and from Kentucky. She is probably a sweet heart that just happens to love country boys that drive trucks. She's a fan of Powerstrokes. BIG TRUCKS. Little nugget trucks don't cut it. Lifted trucks are good. Trucks with mud on them are a plus.
Dude the other night I took that cute blonde out. She thought I was fucking hot and she loved my truck. What a diesel whore. But shes cute so it's all good.
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Word of Irish origin meaning to be doing well.
"Hey, how are you today"
"Ah i'm suckin-diesel mate"
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An alcoholic energy drink which is believed to have dervived from the youtube series episode Dom Mazzetti vs. Winning.
This drink contains:
-1 Can Monster Energy Drink
-4 oz of Jim Beam Bourbon
-4 oz Nestle Chocolate Syrup
Side effects include; Heart Palpitations, jitteryness, involuntary movements, rapid speech and extreme amounts of winning.
My boy Juice calls, we're going to drink Diesel Rockets.
It's going to be a tough night;
We're causing a ruckus; we're kicking doors, we're banging our walls, we're tearing down posters. These guys are out to party and everyone at USC knows it. Always Winning.
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Living proof that shaving your head, getting a bunch of insipid tattoos and speaking in low, monosyllabic growls is an effective method of fabricating a desirable male image and provoking hormonal responses in ghettos and trailer parks everywhere. Appeals to below median IQ crowds with cinematic masterpieces like ‘Triple X’, ‘the Fast and the Furious’ and ‘the Chronicles of Riddick’…high budget schlock indicative of the dismally short attention spans and sub-par intelligence of the average movie-going public. Highly idolized despite his resemblance to someone who may empty trash cans for a living.
Wife: Honey!?... who’s that man outside going through our trash cans?
Husband: Oh, that’s just Vin Diesel, he’s researching for part in Michael Bay’s new movie about trash collectors who go after the Japanese mafia.
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To grow so intensely enraged that all your hair falls out and you begin to kick someone's ass in slow motion.
The math teacher Vin Dieseled an innocent bystander when someone he hated glued themselves to his garage door.
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The bane of all envious boyfriends & frustrated actors who are now movie critics, who couldnt make it in show businessw/ hair.
Of a jealous boyfriend: I hate Vin Diesel;he can't act;he's ugly;he's gay ladies so stop swooning over him.
Of a frustrated critic: I hate Vin Diesel;he can't act;he's ugly;he's gay;his carer is finished.
They are all secretly thinking: why does he have to be a handsome muscular guy who can act & is sensitive & can be tough & can be funny? why can't be like Steve Seagal instead who's no threat to us?
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