At this point in time you become the drunkest (man, woman) on earth. You CAN NOT do ANY THING, not even vomit or speak. You are a complete waste and everyone knows it.
Man, this whole fuckin' weekend I've been too goddamn dookie-drunk to fuck or fight.
An action taken (usually performed by two men) in which one person is on their back (unconscious or conscious) and the other squats their butthole onto the first person's nose.
Todd: Did you hear that Rob gave Jim a dookie paradise.
Steven: Ahhh shit that's nasty.
When a woman's labia is super enflamed and dark, resembling a shit inside of a vagina.
Oh my....that's one big cooter dookie...
When one sits In a males lap, grinds their butt firmly Into the mans groin and rips a hard fart making their nuts smell like dookie.
To get back at her boyfriend for a prank she sat in his lap enticingly and gave him a bad set of dookie nuts
When you're in a rush and really have to piss, so you go into the bathroom to do your buisness, but realize you have to take a dump as well; immediately becoming enraged and angry.
Seth: holy crap i have to take a major leak!
Dammit! i gotta shit too. now I'm late and I have Dookie Fury!!!!!!!!
Someone always tryin to dig up in your ass when your not lookin or talk you into letting them play with your ass
Silvia: " open ass hole!"
Lillian: "Dang silvia! Why you always gotta be dookie diggin!
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a dookey bitch is someone who poops in there pants, usually in public places
Tom:Where is Kevin?
Jack: Oh, he is a dookie bitch so i kicked him out of the party.
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