Double Sarcasm

A sarcastic response to sarcasm, double sarcasm is highly deceptive. Through double sarcasm, it appears that you did not realize that the person was being sarcastic, whereas we both know that you were fully aware of it. In fact, you have to be aware of it in order to count as double sarcasm. Unlike sarcasm, which often utilizes a sarcastic tone, double sarcasm is highly deceptive and utilizes no such tone. The objective is to pretend to miss the original sarcasm and respond seriously. In essence, double sarcasm is the truth disguised by the veil of false ignorance.

Billy: I can't wait to pull hella tail now that I got this advice!! (original sarcasm)

You: No. His advice was terrible. (double sarcasm)

Billy: No. Your sarcasmdar is broken.

You: Double Sarcasm strikes again!

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Double Glock

Double Glock Means 99. A saying started By bone thugs N harmony and their crew. They come from a Street in Cleveland called East 99 and ST. Clair. 9 Being 9 mm And two would be double.

Thuggin threw my thuggish ass hood at night wit my pipe
thuggin down the " Double Glock "
tryna get my swerve on
watchin my back well 6 5 tryna roll on

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Double Downward

When you're jackhammering your boy while totally riding his pole.

I love doing the double downward a.k.a. the dick scissors.

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Double Bluff

A double bluff is a type of bluff where you lure your opponent into thinking that you are bluffing, and commit to a position based on the perception that you're bluffing, when you in fact hold all of the cards. It's a very dad humor type of prank humor. E.g. filling a jar with spiders, placing it next to the cookies, and labeling it SPIDERS DO NOT OPEN.

Don't open that jar it's FULL OF SPIDERS!

"Ahhhhh! I thought you were kidding!"

"Ahahaha yes, it was a double bluff I got you!"

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double facepalm

Stronger than "facepalm". When you cover your face with both your hands in extreme frustration or disappointment. Usually written between asterisks in online conversations.

- Hey there, did you finally get that DVD I asked you for?
- Oops... I forgot again, sorry! :D
- *double facepalm*

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Double Hoover

When a guy and a girl are arranged in a 69 position. The girl gives the guy a blowjob while he preforms an abortion on her.

Me and this prego slut so double hoovered last night! Also, I have placenta stains all over my bed.

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Double Brown

Dirt Cheap Shitty Beer.
Welcome to Uni

"Hey mate, mind pouring this Double Brown into your funnel?"

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