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Noun, Another name for a DUI or DWI violation.
Dale got picked up last night driving home, cop gave him a driving award.
The act of driving horribly with little regard to those drivers around them. Typically characterized by weaving, sudden lane changes, lack of signaling, too slow or more than likely, too fast. Generally the driver, if seen, is a woman of any age and of Asian decent performing the act of using a cell phone to talk and/or text, apply makeup, drink an espresso latte, etc. Such drivers are nearly always driving a Lexus or some other expensive car, and many drive expensive, large SUV's like an Escalade or Hummer.
Dude, watch out for that big white Escalade with the driver who looks the size a 5 year old, she is most definitely driving Asian!
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(v) ingesting MDMA (ecstasy), and regulating like a gangsta by representing what the sheiiit (i.e. life) is all about.
"me mate dangerous dave took 22 ecstasy and drove the egham to langley village bus better than he's ever driven it before." -Ali G (a quote close to reality)
do you want to drive the bus tonight yo?
driving da bus is fuckin' legit!!!
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A device fast food places came up with during the `80s to serve lazy fatasses who are too fat or lazy to walk from the parking lot to the counter. Essentially a window on the side of the building where you get your special six patty big mac served between three hashbrowns instead of buns.
The drive-thru was invented for lazy people.
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The cache of downloaded porn you keep in a secret location on your computer.
guy 1: "My roommate borrowed my laptop and I'm afraid he discovered my P:\ drive."
guy 2: "Oh snap, did you have nugget porn in there?"
guy 1: "Yeah. bad times."
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A dangerous method of driving used in regions where severe winter weather shits up the roads causing enormous potholes that than have to be avoided in an alpine like style. This type of driving usually continues on until construction season,when drivers get to be unhappy about road obstructions in the form of assholes who can't direct traffic.
Yo, the roads were such a mess I was slalom driving all the way to work.
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1. Initiator places fist outwards palm down
2. Partner places fist beneath initiators 6-12 inches palm up.
3. Both participants rotate each others fist as they would driving a Porshe, Maserati, or Mini Cooper.
Clockwise rotation for the initiator.
Counter Clockwise rotation for the partner until they trade positions(see steps 1 and 2).
4. Whilst doing step #3 both participants must make a crescendoing "whoop" that concludes with the finish.
Seth: Yo dude, we be two totally awesome dudes!
Doug: Hells yeah we be! (Iniciates Driving it Home)
Seth and Doug: whOOP!
Seth: Boy bro, we bees too cool fo' life!
Doug: My dog be illin...NOT!!
Seth: HAHA LOL! Oh Doug, you is a character!
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