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The act of being so intoxicated (often in public) that you are confused for being a parasite ridden, cart pushin', homeless drunkard.
Evan was so homeless drunk the other night that he pissed in the ashtray.
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When straight guys go to a party and get so drunk they turn gay.
1. Fuck! I woke up naked on a pool table with a beer bottle up my ass and dried jizz all over my body. I must have gotten gay drunk again last night.
2. Bob: Dude, I saw you on Boiz Gone Wild. You're a faggot.
Andy: Okay, first, I was gay drunk, so it's okay. Second, WTF were you watching Boiz Gone Wild for!?
Bob: ... you're gay.
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The lame assumption that when you drink heavily, it would be an incredibly good idea to start calling people on your cell, because you're in such a stupor that you can't fathom them having anything better to do at 4 am than talk to your stupid, emotional ass.
Jane: I've had three Long Islands in an hour. I should probably call John. I haven't talked to him in so long! (dials John's number)
John: You dumb cunt. Leave me the fuck alone.
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Where one has become so drunk that he/she feels as though he/she has attainted the mystical powers of the ninja.
"Holy shit Billy tried to do a spinning hook kick from the roof and broke his ankle... he must be fucking ninja drunk!"
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When someone who is neither Bill Cosby's age or race becomes so drunk that they sound like him.
After having half a bottle of whiskey and 3 shots of Petron Dave was Cosby drunk.
Dave: Lemmmmmeeeee a tell uuuuuuuu abowt mai sun Ennis heez a goooood boy and I like da jellooooh pooooding.
Gary: Damn man you're Cosby drunk!
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The state of mind of Bonack after drinking a fifth of Evan Williams and 4 or 5 Klonopin.
Last night I pulled a drunk,bonack.....I overslept for work today.
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When someone passes out early after a night of drinking and everyone else stacks random objects on top of that person
Shawn: What happened last night?
Jeff: You passed out early and we drunk stacked you. Check out these photos.
Shawn: You're stupid.
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