dirty unwashed fanny full of spunk
fanny dumplings is a girl who has a dirty fanny and hasnt washed after having sex and has dried lumps of spunk tangled in her pubes
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When someones eats hot peppers all day and then takes a dump on another persons extended tongue, getting spciy hot shit all over the reciever's mouth.
After eating at the mexican resteraunt, Enrique came home and gave me a wicked hot spicy dumpling.
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Before I left for Suzie's house I had to drop the dumplings in the fryer.
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A creature not of this world, but user of its bathrooms. When it's done it leaves behind terror; terror and a basketball sized chocolate mud-baby.
"Dumple-Stilt-Skin just annihilated the boy's bathroom!!!!"
(Watch Robot Chicken to see this creature)
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Applesauce is placed on a hamburger bun. The bun and applesauce are microwaved for thirty seconds.
Baking takes too long, so I'll just make a niggarigg apple dumpling.
This is when someone falls asleep while taking a dump. Originated in the 1800's when a dutchmen unknowingly drank a magic potion in a drink gave to him by dwarfs. That night he fell asleep while taking a dump only to awake 20yrs later to find out all of his family and friends had died, moved away or gone to war all while he slept on the dumper.
Glen pulled a Rip Van Dumple the other night at the party. He drank so much he passed out sittin there on the toilet takin a dump.
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Nick, Colleen, James, and Megan...need lives...(nicholas cage was awesome in Raising Arizona! BITCH!)
Oh man i scumple dumpled your mom!
Meow, we're dumb
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