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In the day of the olden, One was a old Dishonorable man that slay two rubbers and a child of light was born or so the tale goes.
"The Broken Rubber Of Earls could be considered a legacy piece or a sad sad sad mans tale."
When a group of dominant males pull their goalies into a water gun, and the lesser male takes the gun to the nearby old folks home and sprays the oldest slut there
Rick, john, Mathew, Ryan, tony and mike all fired their knuckle children in this water gun! Make that bitch chew on their dirty earls!
After defecating into a toilet (do not flush), the person who has defeacated, put their sexual partners head in the toilet, while having intercourse with them from behind. As their head is in the toilet they start to puke. Making their body clinch, while the other person is inside of them.
While Becky's head was in the toilet, getting "Dirty Earl'ed" she started to rethink her life's decisions
I read me earl and the dying girl and its total shit
a white gingered freckly female with a tendency to drown
what an olivia earl baker
He is the living Giga Chad, he is the alpha male. Whenever he walks into a room, women orgasm uncontrollably.
DO NOT let him near your girlfriend, now your ex-girlfriend.
Look! There's Earl! he's so hot.
Evil guy who's always slightly better than you
we don't talk about Earl here