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When there is so much shit going on at work or in your personal life that you are scared to check your email, fearing that emails will just bring more shit that you will be unable to handle.
Email-anxiety killing me playa. Don't know that kinda sheet is in store for me in the darn inbox today.
A hate email is an email you send to someone to address hatred for something or someone.
person A: Ugh my math teacher assigns wayyy too much work! I'm going to send them a hate email.
person B: bruh same
An email sent by someone you dont know with pictures of random dicks
Yo becky i got a dick email last night
A graduate of Wittenberg University, circa 1989, also known as Joe TV, Parrot, Amoeba, The Shocker, and Shockobot.
When Fascist Emailer distributed another one of his insane diatribes, we laughed and said "Oh, that Shockobot."
When you give your email out to anyone and anything
Do you want to give your email for a free subscription?
Eh, why not. I'm an email slut anyway
Email address that is NOT linked to an inbox within a dating or social networking sight, thus allowing unrestricted and organic electronic communication.
"After weeks of messaging on MyMatchFaceSpace, I finally disclosed my free-range email address.
Emailing someone for consecutive days
Ian did you respond to my email streaks