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EMO KID

The kid in the back of your class burning things because it's funny. He cuts his own hair, wears really thick glasses with big big rims, isn't good at anything sports related, drives a car that was not made before 1986 and is worth less than $1,000, cries because he though he looked good and then looked in the mirror and saw it was the paper bag, also cries because he wont ever get laid, persicutes others for the types of music they listen to and is very very fragile inside that hard exterior.

Emo Kid: I hate everything except Matt Skeba.

Regular Kid: I hate you.

Emo Kid: I'm gunna go cry now. *Puts paper bag over head and cries*

by AUROI May 22, 2004

16๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž


EMO KID

someone who listens to emo and wanders around aimlessly looking miserable. usually has black hair with a sweepy bit across the front regardless of gender. never smiles.

oh my god, what happened? you look as miserable as an emo kid

by ellie August 27, 2003

12๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


emo kids

see also FAG, or QUEER.. or complainy, whiney bitch with no genitallia.

the personality of an emo queer *caugh* i mean kid, usually consists of claiming to cut yourself, but not actually doing it because your pansy ass is too afraid to. and if they come close, they scratch thier wrists with a paper clip, for attention. also, they have to complain about... well, everything! especially how much they hate thier parents, (which is bullshit) because what kind of spoiled, rotten, bitch ass guy hates their parents who buy thier rediculously tight pants for them? none of them! not to mention they have to complain aaalllll about how thier gf/bf broke thier little emo heart.

cry me a fucking river. get over it. shit happens.

and whats more with the complaining and whiney bitchetry <----(hey look a new word! bitchetry!) they are all so upset that they are so rich and have it off so well ususally, that they have to go and say OMG MY LIFE IS HOORRIIBLLE!! I DONT HAVE A NEW DODGE VIPER!! I CANT WHIPE MY ASS WITH SILK!!!

boo fucking hoo.

fuck emo kids.

emo kids: omg i bought some new tight pants today

normal dude: man. that must mean you really dont have any balls, seeing as how that should usually crush a guys genitallia if they have any

emo boy: MY MOM WOULDNT BUY ME A NEW CAR!!??! WHY DO YOU HATE ME!!!!!! AAAAHHH!! *runs home to rich ass family and eats lobster*

by tap3w0rm April 12, 2006

27๐Ÿ‘ 96๐Ÿ‘Ž


emo kids

emo kids are the kids who think their lives are sooo incredibly bad becuase the kid they went out with for a week online broke up with them so go and cut their wrists with whatever slightly pointed object they can find. Emo kids listen to the bands(on mtv the mainstream stationg the claim to despise so much) that sound like the backstreet boys mixed with simple plan (both pop groups) these kids wear heavy black clothing when its hot as shit outside they pretend to be really hardcore when in fact they have it made and the only reason they are into it isbecause it is the "in" thing. they claim the hate rap yet when they are just so convientely listening to a pop radio station becuase fallout boy was on it and a gangster song comes on the mouth every word to it.

"emo"kid:omg i have to go sit in a dark room alone with a knife and pretend my arm is bread and slice it up!
normal kid:umm why
"emo" kid:becuase the guy i liked and never told that i liked him is going out with this girl and he completely broke my heart i have no reason to live any more im going to go and listen to something corporate becuase they are the only ones who know what im going through i have to go and cut myself now!!

by hardcore my ass July 28, 2005

25๐Ÿ‘ 88๐Ÿ‘Ž


emo kids

Emo kids - Sad creatures of the dark. These kids hate sun light and it's rare to see them happy or smiling. They are usually seen wearing clothing of their favorite bands (lots of black) and will most likely have dyed hair (mainly black or sometimes colorful streaks). They sometimes write music, lyrics, or poems about their sad lives often times people judge emo kids saying they are pussies, overdramatic, and whiny (this may be true for some, but not all)

emo music - a genre of music spawned off of 80's Punk Rock lyrics are heartfelt, melancholy, and often talk of heartache and suicide, and are usually backed by an acoustic guitar

cheer up emo kid itll be okay

by sayruh August 2, 2005

22๐Ÿ‘ 76๐Ÿ‘Ž


Emo kid

A kid who seems depressed or upset, but really has a misunderstanding on life. They usually wear lots of make-up and black clothes/hair. They sometimes cut themselves on wrists or forearms, but most people that do that in fact aren't emo, they just suffer from depression.

Emo kid: I hate my life, everyone is just out to make it miserable for me.

guy: man-up you little pussy

Emo kid: You just don't understand me you asshole.

by Shayne Andersen January 15, 2006

10๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


EMO KID

One of a group of depressed teenagers claiming to be centered on the 'emotional' part of life, usually expressing this through crying, whining, self-mutalation and looking for emotion and love in relationships, rather then just trying ot 'get some'

thomas, why dont u go cry in the dark with your ugly girlfriend, you damn emo-kid

by JohnTheMon September 23, 2003

16๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž