emotional boyfriend

Expressing love interest to another man continuously(ex. love letters, sex texting, fake dates) without actually touching at all. this does NOT include a friendship between a male and a female where they talk about their feelings about things excluding each other.

Sally: George never talks about how he feels about us, so I found this guy Hank who tells me how much he loves me all the time.

Rita: Oh, so he's your emotional boyfriend!

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Emotional labour

Emotional labour was originally a word for people who have to put a lot of uncompensated emotional effort into their job. Recently, however, it's more along the lines of "idk, it kinda sucks when I have to listen to my boyfriend" or "now that I've made my statement, I don't want to defend myself or back it up because it's emotionally laborious"

If you're willing to PayPal me $5 for the emotional labour, I'll explain my vague/ridiculous statement"

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eMoTiOnAl dAmAgE

A silly meme

eMoTiOnAl dAmAgE

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Momentary Emotion

Emotion that turn on and off in a matter of moments.

Also works with hate, love, and sad.

This must be Momentary Emotion if I hate now but in a few seconds I like you but then change back to hate you again.

I love this car, I hate this car, but I really love this car, but I really hate this car.

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Emoting AD

A liquid one drinks when one is over-emoting.

You're too excited. You need to drink some Emoting AD and calm down.

The Gardener Emotion

Its an emotion where you are confused, horny and affectionate. Some may call it the quarantine emotion. It has nothing to do with the gardener it is just there for effect. But honestly who cant resist a sexy gardener.

Friend 1 “I think i caught the gardener emotion”
Friend 2 “I don't know if I can deal with that ”
Friend 1 “can you help me get rid of it”

emotional hickey

emotional hickey: a strong passion for your friends, like giving them hickies but instead of physical it's overwhelming emotions of love and happiness you have for your friends (meant to be sarcastic and weird not serious)

Person A: *to the groupchat* sending emotional hickeys yalls way!!

Person B: omg wtf

Person C: um ew

Person A: love and miss y'all sm