engineering drop

A new software/hardware release without any test or review.

- I created a new engineering drop!
- Great so you didn't tested it.

engineering physicists

A fancy way to say neither.

Q: So you're a engineering physicists? Does that make you more of an engineer or a physicist?
A: Neither.

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Steam Engine

Place a straw in your dickhole, smoke a cigarette, blow smoke in the straw. After smoke is blown into the straw, take the straw out, trapping the smoke in the penis. Once the smoke is trapped in the penis, you squeeze your penis so smoke rings come out of your penis.

My girl came over last night and i gave her the steam engine. CHOO CHOO!

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engineer humor

Stories, jokes, or comments spoken by an engineer that are funny only to other engineers. Appreciating the wit of engineer humor often requires advanced application of physical sciences, mathematics, computer science, and/or abstract thought.

Example of Engineer Humor

First Engineer: Hey Harold, how many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Second Engineer: About 3.14159.
(Both laugh hysterically)

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Genetic Engineering

Often misunderstood as a bad thing because of bad coverage in the press, it is in fact very useful. To engineer something you need to map an organism's DNA and then discover which genes have which effect. Then map another organism's DNA and implant those genes where you want the desired effect. It can be performed while a creature or plant is in it's embrionic stage, if done after there would be far too many DNA strands to alter. It could be used to create plants that would grow all year round in any county such as deserts without rain or even in antarctica and if there is water there, thoretically Mars.

"Genetic Engineering is a bad thing. I don't know what I'm talking about. I am an idiot."
Prince Charles.

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construction engineer

Like a civil engineer, just not as up tight. They perform managerial tasks on the job site as well as design engineering (i.e. temporary structures). They spend a lot of time on the job site overseeing the actual construction of a project and making sure it gets finished in a cost efficient, safe, and timely manner.

The civil engineers don't like it when they find out that construction engineers make more money than they do!

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Nigger engineered

A term used when an object is taken apart and modified for another purpose: often ruining the functions of said device.

"I nigger engineered my stereo so my ipod could play through it."

"God damn, why you nigger engineering my stereo, now it wont play my CD's!"

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