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The jealousy you feel when your girlfriend has the guts to cut bangs and you don't.
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The jealousy you feel when your girlfriend gets to bang all the hot guys and you are stuck with her sloppy seconds.
1. Tina had such bang envy when she saw how hot Cheryl looked with her new bangs.
2. Tina was ridden with bang envy when Michael hit on her after he had sex with Cheryl.
The desire felt by some purchasers when a popular new gadget launches.
Much like regular envy, it includes overlooking flaws in the desired gadget, as well as a discounting of the similar capabilities of a gadget already owned.
It is manifested with the typical expressions of envy toward anyone possessing the gadget, regardless of need.
I just saw Tom playing with the new iPhone. I've got the old one, and I've got such gadget envy right now!
The feeling you have when at the beach or pool upon seeing someone else with snacks and you have none.
I saw a little kid with a bag of Lay's BBQ and found myself having serious chip envy.
A person who votes for a candidate or policy because they have made bad choices in life and they want people who have made good choices to subsidize their dumbass approach to life.
Bernie Sanders: Ahhhh, that stupid crack ho is my base. She’s just a good solid envy voter.
AOC: That dude is a loser who can’t bone. But he is a good solid envy voter.
When someone has better lunch then you and you are jealous of them because of it.
"Steak for lunch ? when did you cook that?"
"My roommate is in culinary school, these are just the left overs"
looks at peanut butter sandwich "dude, now I have serious lunch envy"
the extreme feeling of jealousy of Tentacles due to them getting into female anime characters when you cant
*beats meat to hentai*
person:sighs why can i not do that
bro beating it with him:dude you got Tentacle Envy
Angels Envy is A type of Kentucky straight bourbon made by the Angel’s Envy Distillery. It’s 46% ABV. You know how people drinks certain types of whiskey and they think they are cool? This shit is so damn good not only will it make you smack your mama but.. also kick her in the azz It’s very hard to get because snobby people in line at the liquor try buying all of it. Instead of leaving some that sweet juice with people who will appreciate it .
I needs a bottle of that angels envy please