A person who acts black when they r white and looks dumb whilst doing it
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he is a nice person..... he is also a pervert
guy1:look at that pedo distgusting
guy2: That's not a pedo it's Ethan
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Ethan is the sweetest boy you will ever meet. He will tear your heart out because he does not love you anymore, but he has the cutest laugh that can make you smile all day. Ethan has such beautiful eyes that will make you love him no matter how hard you don't want to. Everyone will love him at some point even if it is just for a minute. Ethan has such amazing hair that you could just touch all day but he gets mad when you touch it. And girls will go crazy over him. Ethan is so nice and understanding he wants you to be his friend and even though he is popular he will hang out with people like me and date them for a year. He looks beside people flaws and want to truly see who that are. I WILL WAYS LOVE ETHAN
1)βjade, don't touch ethan, he loves me and I love him tooβ
2)βooh what is that cute boys name"
βhe is new, I think his name is ethan"
3) βI think I am in love with ethan"
4) βI hate JADE so much"
βwhy"
βbecause she is dating ethan, she posted in on instagram
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Ethans, more commonly known as Ethaners, are the social outcasts of the world. They thrive off cheap attention, and live exclusively on the Internet, more specifically, Discord. Ethaners exist all over the place, and have common roots in websites such as 9gag.com, iFunny.co, and Reddit.com. Spotting an Ethaner is a rather easy task: upon joining a server, they will post unfunny .mp4s or repeat an extremely dead and unfunny meme in chat (for example: AMOGUS, Deez Nuts, Sussy Baka!!!111!!!). Among other things, Ethaners often crave human validation, and will relentlessly tag/ping as many people in chat as possible, as to draw their attention to him. They are often immediately cast out of communities, but if they're allowed to stay, they will generally find a way to victimize themselves (Everyone hates me! No one likes me!).
While Ethaners are generally defined as "unfunny nobodies", they can also be defined as "irrelevanters"; those whom no one knows, nor cares about, and who generally try to establish their relevance in retarded ways (most of which never work).
Ali: hey guys, your favourite Marxist-Leninist Ali here! :groomer:
Ethaner: @ali You are a sussy baka Ali
Ali: whyd u ping me u faggot ethaner im already in chat
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When someone get viciosly roasted, he accualy got ethaned.
Ethaned expresses the act of clever and cruel roast.
Carl: yo man Julies' makeup make her look like a scary clown.
Kevin: wow you Ethaned her good.
The most fucking attractive and cute human being to ever live. He has a really sweet smile that literally melts your heart and a laugh that is so contagious that you can't help but laugh or smile too. Has a great voice and sings like an angel. Fit but also smart as heck. Sometime quiet in the cute way but also energetic and lively with his friends. Great sense of humour with jokes that make everyone laugh. Kinda flirty. Overall really friendly, approachable, and respectful.
"Ethan is so fucking hot, holy shit!"
"Ethan will make any girl or guy fall for him."