exit diet

Associated with identifiable indigestible foods you might find in your excrement or while scrubbing your bung such as corn or peanut skins; also asparagus urine

Bits and pieces of last night’s burrito appeared in my exit diet this morning

Exit Ticket

THE WORST FUCKING ASSIGNMENT A TEACHER COULD GIVE YOU JUST SO YOU CAN LEAVE HER DUMBASS CLASS.

"ok so before you leave, let me give you an exit ticket that is the hardest question known to man."

Exit Dance

The go-to maneuver when you're deep in a crowd and trying to leave. It is the most logical exit strategy. As you dance past them, bystanders will respect you for being a fucking boss. If you remain hype on your way out, people will ignore the fact that you're lame for leaving that party, concert, rave, etc. Always a 'W'.

Own that exit dance, and getcho ass out of there.

i.e. also works to get to the front at a rave

"I need some water! Lets get out of this crowd!"

* holds intense eye contact *

"Listen mate, this crowd is thick. Looks like an exit dance is our only way out."

American Exit

Making and attempt to politely leave a party while considerably drunk. Often against the will of other party-goers and who may try to physically stop the endeavor. Similar to the Canadian Goodbye.

The group of women at the front door stopped his American Exit.

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Pittsburgh exit

Any asinine exit on a highway designed by buttholes that force you to travel through town in order to get back onto the highway, leading to you losing time from traffic. Pittsburgh and other cities in Pennsylvania are known to grossly exploit this atrocity of humanity.

I went on a road trip home yesterday and I accidentally exited at the wrong spot and there was no place to get back on. I got forced to drive through town and had to wait an hour through extremely long stop lights who green lights last only a few seconds. Stupid Pittsburgh exits.

exit 4

Terrible tasting brew that calls itself a beer, originated from the one and only greatest state ever. New Jersey. Tastes of Celery and hairspray at most but not all times, unusually better tasting when warm. At this point it goes from the norm of celery and hairspray to a more cat piss, arm pit sweat taste, which one may enjoy more then veggies and hairproducts. If you enjoy getting your haircut, while consuming your daily amounts of vegetables, this should be your beer of choice.

Hey does anyone want another exit 4, Im heading to the fridge now?

No thanks, I dont like produce junction, nor do I enjoy hair salons.

Exit State

Fast-rising East-Lancs quartet Exit State are set to establish themselves as one of the areas hottest new bands with the release of their debut two-track promo release and a selection of local gigs.
The four-piece consisting of Roy Bright (vocals/guitar), James Henderson(drums), Adam (guitars), and Gray (bass/vocals) formed in March of 2005 and completed their debut release a few months later.

Exit State take influences as diverse as Metallica, Faith No More and Foo Fighters to create a sound that combines the melodic qualities of indie with the innovation of alt-rock and the power of metal.

The tracks featured on the promo: The Story Of Your Life, Go Back To Yesterday, The Eternal, Feel and Broken Demonstrate the quality of Exit States songwriting and soaring melodic power. The band is currently further developing their sound with constant gigs, rehearsals and writing.

"Dude, are you going to see Exit State tomorrow at the Rock Bar?"

"Hell yeah, Exit State fucking rock!!!"

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