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The Bateman Express

The act of bouncing a bowling ball of the "barriers" numerous times in the interest of getting strike after strike after strike. Often used by bowling n00bs who can't throw straight. Often resultng in breaking of the barriers, or the ball hoping into someone elses lane and pissing a bunch of people off.

Oh wow, dave just did the bateman express and broke both barriers!

by IntegraTaz January 2, 2010


The Nanny Express

One of my favorite movies, with Vanessa Marcil, who was an actress on the ABC show "General Hospital".

In the movie "The Nanny Express" , Vanessa Marcil wears glasses.

by ColumbiaPicturesLover December 21, 2011


Polar Express

When you fist your significant other with a handful of ice cubes in your hands

You wanna know whats better than a minivan a Polar Express!

by NotTonyHawk November 15, 2020


Polar express

The favorite Christmas movie of people born between 2003-2006, based on a book by *Googles* Chris Van Allsburg. In 2017 it became the dank express, DEJA VU! Its cast consists of Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, and a special guest appearance of Tom Hanks.

The polar express is the most epic Christmas movie.
Oh look, there's at least one definition here that's not sexual.

by May 27, 2021


Welfare Express

The trucking company known as "Western Express" that mostly hires people straight outta prison. Their drivers are just as terrible as SWIFT drivers, and are known to drop trailers at random, crash into things, and not swing wide enough.

The Welfare Express driver dropped his trailer in the middle of the highway because he didn't do a pre-trip inspection.

by bush did 911 February 12, 2023


Parker Express

A penis wrinkle, often accompanied by ass spiders

He was being such a parker express the other night.

by ant14029 March 13, 2021


Expressive Following

Just like stalking, but better, because then you don’t have the negative stigma around stalking

Expressive following ins my specialty”

by Kendia244 August 9, 2018