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The act of making a basketball shot with a defender right in front of you
Did you see that Ron?! That defender just got a basketball facial
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a facial, possibly even the result of bukkake, that is worn out in public (possibly forcedly so) as a badge of shame for being a slut.
a reference to that high school literature class required reading, "the scarlet letter," which is all about a 17th century skank that learns her place.
I could still smell another man on Sarah, so I nailed her til I was ready to give her a scarlet facial. She was pretty embarassed when she saw her 11th grade literature teacher at the gas station on the way home.
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A sexual act involving two men who perform oral sex on each other while concurrently stimulating each other's anus and then proceed to defecate and ejaculate simultaneously on the other's face. Usually performed at events in front of large audiences, such a concert or poetry reading. In such a case, members of the audience will often be invited to engage in the activity.
Wow Rick, that band put on quite a show! I wonder if they'll invite us up for a von facial now!
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The act of placing one's gaseous rectum directly in front of another's face and releasing the toxicity of that afternoon's meal.
Tom gave Ray a Dutch Facial and nearly singed his eyebrows off.
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Ellaboration on moted by adding facial to the end. Usually done to someone after they are put down or embarass themselves; one emphasizes them being "moted" by adding "facial". This is accompanied by a claw shaped hand running down the heckler's face. Commonly used by Bay Areas brats in the 80's.
Boy 1: Whoa! That Burke's bitch is hot!
Boy 2: Shit dumbass! That bitch's got a dick! I think he goes to Town! I guess you're a fag!
Boy 1: Oh, uh...
Boy 2: Moted facial! Faccccceeee!!!
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really unattractive or ugly. its a nicer way of saying you will never be pretty.
"shes not very attractive"
"yeah i know she's facially challenged"
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When a man draps his penis over a woman's nose vertically with his testes in both of her eye sockets and oozes his seaman into her mouth.
Jimmy gave his girlfriend a Niagra Facial on there second date.
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