The act of coming to a complete stop at a red light only for it to instantly turn green, making your stop unnecessary and subsequently annoying.
Man I can't believe I stopped at that red light, and it totally turned green right away. I hate when I make a false stop!
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When you tell a lie but it turns out to be true.
Bill didnโt watch the Broncos game on Sunday. He asked his coworker Ron if he knew who won. Ron also didnโt watch the game but confidently stated that the Broncos won by 11. Bill was ecstatic! And decided to look up the game stats. The score stated Broncos won 21-10. Ron was correct even though he was lying. Ron told a false lie.
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A girl who by looks or attitude appears to be a whorenow but is not. Almost all dispositions are shared with the whorenow, except that instead of being uppity and bitchy, the false whorenow is hyperactive and superfriendly.
It is not unusual for false whorenows to be interested in or even obsessed with religion.
May or may not be a slutfor.
-see whorenow
-see slutfor
Susan may be nice, but she's still materialistic and ditzy. What a false whorenow...
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False Vibration is what happens when you are waiting for a text or call and your cell phone is in your pocket. You think you feel your cell phone vibrate and you pull it out but it was just a false vibration. False vibrations usually result in great disappointment.
*Shopping at the mall with a friend*
You: Oh I think I just got a text message! Oh never mind it was just a false vibration.
Your phone is on vibrate and in your pocket. Suddenly you feel it vibrate and you get excited. You pull out your phone but unfortunately it was just a false vibration.
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The act of a white person attempting to portray himself/herself as a black person.
"Bobby sure does like wearing his pants down to his knees."
"Yeah! Someone should nab him for false blackism!"
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Telling people you are good at something until someone agrees with you, which in part you deny that you are good at all.
Shogo: So you're all "I got the music in me" 'til someone agrees with you? Then it's all..I'm gonna call it false modesty. Can't have it both ways...I've heard you play. Stick with, "I got the music in me." It's a better fit. Confidence, Shuya, confidence.
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When dawn is observed on the horizon and you are not ready for it. Often times occurs while out drinking all night or during finals in college. When observed, it is best to ignore the false dawn until there is no denying that it is morning.
Origin:
Phrase first spoken after an all night drinking session before morning piano movement
All night spent drinking in hot tub
David:"Is it daylight already?"
John: "Nah, thats just the false dawn, ignore it."
Finals week all-nighters
Allen: "You ready for this test?"
Jeremy: "I'm about half there... shit, is that the false dawn? What time is it?!?"
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