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Festival Tent

The completely under the cover sanctuary during sexual intercourse.

We had such a fun time under the festival tent last night.

by psychostick321321 May 9, 2011


Festival Carpenter

A type of person that worked back stage at a festival once and now thinks they're a certified
Carpenter

I really don't want to take him on, he's a festival carpenter and will be a pain in the arse thinking he knows it all and not listening
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by Spgr86 March 12, 2023


Festival of Furry Brutality

During year-round festival, you can commit any crime that you can possibly imagine against the furry community (if you can make it there on time). Weapons will be provided by festival staff, but you can bring your own if you'd like! It takes place every 3 years, starting on January 1st, and ending on December 31st. The Festival of Furry Brutality is held in a different place each time, so be prepared for a long journey if you want to attend!

"Hey John, want to come to the Festival of Furry Brutality with me?"

by TheFurSlayer December 15, 2022


Michigan Renaissance Festival

Probably the most fun place to go, even as an adult. Michigan is a legal state for recreational weed now and there's always a shit ton of people smoking there nowadays. Aside from that, there's all sorts of medieval style booze to try. Perfect place to get crossfaded and just have a good time. Get a turkey leg for when the munchies eventually hit, they are massive and delicious. There's tons of fun little activities that are infinitely more fun when faded.

Me and my friend went to the Michigan Renaissance Festival and got crossfaded and then proceeded to rock climb, eat turkey legs, and hit on medieval bitches.

by СукаБлять March 20, 2024


dick festival

a festival in japan that i look forwards to a lot

“dude wanna go to the dick festival tomorrow?”
“of course bestie

by suckblocksyeayea February 7, 2021


Festival X

The most feral chick you have ever laid eyes upon. The worst looking female creature. So bad that it can burn your eyes.

Boy 1: Bro did you see that Maya chick?
Boy 2: Yea, she is a festival X

by CappyDog September 11, 2021


Rip Van Winkle festival

When more than 3 people purposely trap their genitals in a vehicle door.

"both of us ended up with our bollocks and todgers trapped, it was a proper Rip Van Winkle Festival!"

by hackneydale October 1, 2015