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A fat guy who thinks hes the shit 24/7
How are you doing man?
Im good thanks, Like always
Fuck hes a festive peanuts
The completely under the cover sanctuary during sexual intercourse.
We had such a fun time under the festival tent last night.
Probably the most fun place to go, even as an adult. Michigan is a legal state for recreational weed now and there's always a shit ton of people smoking there nowadays. Aside from that, there's all sorts of medieval style booze to try. Perfect place to get crossfaded and just have a good time. Get a turkey leg for when the munchies eventually hit, they are massive and delicious. There's tons of fun little activities that are infinitely more fun when faded.
Me and my friend went to the Michigan Renaissance Festival and got crossfaded and then proceeded to rock climb, eat turkey legs, and hit on medieval bitches.
The dudes you only see once or twice a year at music festivals and feel like your best bros while you’re getting lit up together all weekend.
You: hey guys we are going over to Andrew and his friends camp.
Friend: who is that?
You: they’re from Ottawa and I see them every year at AIM festival, they’re my festival bros!
Bringing the city of Los Angeles 9 hours of Nonstop grooves that will keep you dancing all night long! Fresh Squeezed Festival brought to you by Fresh Entertainment, is the summers juciest event. With thousands of pounds of oranges given out FREE all night, combined with world class DJ lineups and Massive Stage Production. Join us in celebration of summer!
I am going to bring all my friends and we are going to dance like crazy as we celebrate summer at Fresh Squeezed Festival!
a festival in japan that i look forwards to a lot
“dude wanna go to the dick festival tomorrow?”
“of course bestie”
The most feral chick you have ever laid eyes upon. The worst looking female creature. So bad that it can burn your eyes.
Boy 1: Bro did you see that Maya chick?
Boy 2: Yea, she is a festival X