Fig Newton

Replaces the word fuck.

What the fig newton is going on around here?

Fig Newton

A FIG is a pear shaped fruit with sweet dark flesh and many seeds. NEWTON, John is the man who wrote Amazing Grace. Do your research. Quit being so ignorant. John Newton was a proclaimed Christian after being a captain of slave ships. I won't go into history of him becoming a slave...etc...etc... you need to do it. Rise above ignorance. It is not just black and white. It is more than that. Pick up a BOOK and pass the DROW.

FIG NEWTON

Talking Fig

Something with lots of sexual experience

Person 1: I have sexual experience

Person 2: man you’re like a talking fig

Fig-gler

One who plays with themselves.

Oh my goodness... Hes a fig-gler!!