there is a place in wyoming called tongue river. and we were never able to find its location, and eventually "finding the mouth of tongue river" turned into a euphemism for making out
i totally found the mouth of tongue river with tanja, at prom
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The annoying text that pops up when you type a word that doesnt exist.
This will show up when you type: uyiatyuqyetquisjkleuwqijeu2q7wuijqeuyw', or some random gibberish.
Me: types in uyiatyuqyetquisjkleuwqijeu2q7wuijqeuyw'
urban dictionary: Β―\_(γ)_/Β― Sorry, we couldn't find: uyiatyuqyetquisjkleuwqijeu2q7wuijqeuyw'
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when two people are "talking" and they dont want others to know because it may ruin a relationship or friendship between them and other people. also when there is a secret or suprise for or about another person.
girl: "i really like you but i have a boyfriend"
boy: "well things can happen, but no one can find out about this"
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When you canβt find that Netherlands flag emoji in your iPhone flags
Me: trying to find my own definitions
βI cant find that FRICKIN EMOJI
Taking a huge, heart-stopping, pulse pounding crap so amazing that when it finally comes out, you feel like Luke Skywalker seeing Princess Leia for the first time in her holographic message to Obi-Wan...
Dude 1: "Man you were in there for 30 minutes, what the hell were ya doin?"
Dude 2: "Finding R2's hidden message..."
"Well my little friend....you've got somethin' *jammed in here real good*....were you on a Star Cruiser or.....*BAAAMPF*
Extra points if you recite the scene while the shit is in progress
Mind your own fucking business.
You:Heeey , who did you talk to last night?
Hot Girl:It's for me to know and you to find out
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how the fuck did you find this
idk
shuttop bro
hahaha
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