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A saying that means if your mean to chicks (amongst other things) you'll get ahead rather than if your nice all the time.
If nice guys finish last then sweet guys have 4 tires blow out of the second turn and explode on the 3rd.
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A statement that has become very popularised in the last decade or so, which for the most part, is true. It refers to a man who compliments the woman he so desires, treats her right, gives her plenty of gifts, supports her and just shows her how much she really means to him, who will inevitable finish last in both general life and relationships, whereas the traditional asshole, due to their egotistical behaviour, confidence and manliness, ultimately wins the race.
Many women deny this simple fact to make themselves look more credible when they actually don't mean it, and instead say "Nice guys win in the long run", but the simple thing is, life is short, life is a 100m sprint, not a marathon. In the 100m sprint, there is no winner in the long run.
Some friend: "Why didn't she go on that date with you man?"
Me: "She went with that cheating prick over there. This just proves that nice guys finish last"
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A sexual act whereby a male oral sex recipient interrupts the woman in the middle of a blow job for the sole purpose of informing her of another woman's superior dome-giving abilities.
Yo stacy! I'm really happy for you and imma let you finish but kimberly gives the best blowjob of all time.. of ALL TIME!
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When no matter how much a guy may be kind to a woman, pay for her food, compliment her, etc, that they still have no desire to give them the sex they think they deserve.
Man1: "Ah, man. Michelle is such a slut. She wouldn't have sex with me even though I did all kinds of nice things for her."
Man2: "Well, everyone knows that nice guys finish last so don't waste your time with girls like that."
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an awesome green day song that is true punk in nature; the premise of the song (probably the most truthful thing I ever heard) is that just because your a nice guy and treat the women great, doesnt (usually) means you wont get anything in return (since women only care about money/looks/power)
Oh, nice guys finish last,
When you are the outcast,
Don't pat youself on the back,
You might break your spine
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A phrase used by delusional men referred to as “nice guys” that believe they are entitled to sex because they are “nice” unlike so-called “douchebags”. In reality these men are shallow and toxic.
Man: “Ugh, I opened a door for her and said hi, and she won’t even suck my dick? What a stupid fucking slut bitch. I guess nice guys finish last.
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The way to describe yourself if your interrupting someone on stage
Kanye : Yo Taylor, Imma let you finish, but I just want to say that I am the greatest bitch of all time. OF ALL TIME!
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