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1. A fierce handshake given to you by someone with a pink feather boa.
2. A non-existent species of Flamingos.
1. My friend Marty gave me a Fabulous Dancing Flamingo while we were at a party.
When two people have to fuck standing up because at least one of them is too skinny, that they would break in half if one of them was on top.
Man that skinny ass was so fuckin' skinny, we had to do it Flamingo Style.
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A sandpaper flamingo is when having sex on a beach, make sure she is super wet, you take your dick out and stick your head in the sand and stick it back in.
I was mad at my girlfriend so I took her down for a romantic night on the beach and surprised her with a sandpaper flamingo!
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A euphemism for flaming (o) gay sex due to the tropical look of bare-chested, gay men who participate.
Jeff and Bradley were riding the pink flamingo hard.
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A euphemistic term that refers to when two individuals engage in heavy petting and girating, i.e. humping, especially when the two individuals are of the same gender/sex.
"Dude, Jane and Mary were up all night shakin' the blue flamingo."
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No one actually knows what it is. But it's only legal in Guam. It requires 3 buckets of sorbet, and some pringles in a car with a woman. If you get caught doing this you're blown. Literally! You're getting blown and you get sent to federal prison.
Carsick Flamingo=Badass
Bro 1: "Why are you in prison again?"
Bro 2: "I'm too embarrassed to explain. I was doing the Carsick Flamingo (aka Scott Levengard) with my girl on the side (don't tell my gf!)"
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when someone that no one likes tries to talk to you and they don't know that no one likes them but you don't want to be a dick because it was a silent agreement that no one likes them and eventually you just tell them to fuck off so later they come to your house and fuck you lawn flamingo so you call the cops.
police responder: hello this is 911 what is your emergency
You : there is a gay ass mother fucker on my lawn, fucking my lawn flamingo
Police responder: understood multiple police cruisers have been dispatched to your location
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