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To be defined as a chick flick, the movie must have the three following attributes:
1. A romance that has unrealistic outcomes which are designed to appeal to a female audience in a way which corresponds to the current trends of fictional romance in society.
2. The main focus/plot of the movie must be a romance which contains the attributes stated above.
3. The movie must have content not suitable for children.
Sex and the City, Before Sunset/Sunrise, Legally Blond are NOT examples of chick flicks because they contains enough truth to the romances they portray.
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Wow dude I just saw Rambo with Darlene. It was great but her and I both agree its a Dick-Flick
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An angry response to your woman ie flicking her nipples very hard with your nails and occasionally twisting them out of spite when she's telling you off for simply being a man.
"Carol's walked out AGAIN!"
"Uh-oh, what happened dude?"
"She was berating me because I had spent the last 26 hours fapping to bikini images and getting loads of manjuice on the carpet and the whole place smelling like a sperm bank. I soon put her in her place by walking up to her (after I had pulled up my pants) and giving her tits a damn good flick."
"What did she say to that?"
"Nothing. She simply asked in her quiet voice what she had done to deserve such a waster husband as me and that she didn't want to be on the receiving end of such a callous and hurtful tit flick."
"And what did you do upon hearing that?"
"I pulled down my pants and showed her what she had done. In my hurry to finish up I had got loads of little bits of toilet tissue stuck on the head of my cock. Perspective is what was needed then."
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Often used in the gay community to signal that you are open to facials.
Chad made eye contact with a Mike across the bar. Mike smiled back, and with a simple Hat flick Chad knew what was next. Mike needs a new hat and some tissues to clean up Chad's baby batter off of his face.
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a film for straight people dealing with relationships.
see chick flick
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censored way to say mother f'er.
"i'ma get crazy up in this mickey flick!"
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1) To be plucked against one's ear or neck by a fetching young lass.
2) To pluck at a ripe young lady with your fingers, a single time.
3) The minimal movement possible to knock a newly hatched chicken off a milk carton, or any other elevated station.
4) To film any or all of these things, possibly hiring Rene Zellwegger to star in it in some capacity in order to provide a hint of sweet and sour (hence the lemon sucking face and baby voice).
5) It could involve this finger movement on the clitoris, if you thank that might work for you.
We had it in our budget to only hire one star for this film, and we could only get Anne Hathaway. Zellwegger was not interested in another "Chick Flick unless we CGI'd the chicken stunts. We were unwilling to compromise our standards.
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