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To masturbate or to jerk off.
He is going to water the flowers before his parents arrive.
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The lead singer and pianist of The Killers. Also the hottest man alive and a musical genius. He was born on June 21 1981. He was born in las vegas moved to Utah when he was 8 moved back to vegas his junior year of high school and now has moved back to Utah. He is mormon and has 4 sisters and 1 brother while he is the youngest. He loves humus and his teeth are fake because when he had braces as a teenager when they took them off pieces of his teeth came with them so they put fake ones in that has become his amazing pearly white smile. He has a wife and 3 boys. Also did I mention that he is the hottest man ever and he has the most beautiful voice ever and he is really hot i mean REEEEAAAALLLLY HOT. Also really cut and adorable and shy. He also has big and really AMAZING biceps.
I love Brandon Flowers. I will meet Brandon Flowers one day and then i will die because the excitement and Brandon Flowers amazing voice, looks, biceps, and personality will be to strong for me so I will just die.
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Yet another slang term for the anus.
Owing to the fact that the anal sphincter looks somewhat like a flower covered in Marmite.
Man, I would rather sniff your Marmite Flower than listen to another Nickelback song.
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A beer bottle planted by one person in the home of another person during a party in hopes of getting the host in trouble. The bottle is a surprise that signifies drinking has occurred and is hidden in a less obvious place. Usually pertains to underage drinking.
Trevor: "Hey bro, did you go to Brad's party?"
Brandon: "Yea man, I left a beer flower in the spice cabinet."
Trevor: "No way, his parents are going to flip when they find it!"
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When you walk into a bathroom and the spray someone used to cover the rancid smell isn't doing its job.
Thomas was in the shitter for 30 minutes. I walked in right after and it smelled like death and flowers.
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A person that, like the flower, has both parts; a hermaphrodite
Guy 1: Wow I never realized the Katie was also a guy o_0
Guy 2: Yeah I found out the hard way that she's a complete flower
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When you bust into an intricate design of a flower then freeze it. When solid take it and throw that flower into the woman’s pussy and give her anal while she gets pregnant off of your frozen cum.
I cum flowered Her last night. I now am the new father of 3 children. I gotta fucking dip!
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