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- A terrible hangover, often resulting in the inability to arrive at work on time or at all.
- "No way I'm gonna make it in today, I gotta severe case of the Suss Flu."
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A government smoke screen to cause fear and panic while they really are trying to put the fire out on other publicly humiliating news worthy topics.
If the heat's on Obama... it's swine flu on you!
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The latest Republican fear mongering talking point. Primary aim: Scare Americans with talk of pandemic in order to change the subject from Scooter Libby's indictment, Supreme Court nomination failure, Bush's approval rating at 38%, GOP decision to cut senior drug benefits, Karl Rove still under investigation, etc., etc.
White House Subject: bird flu
George W. Bush to Karl Rove:
"Don't forget to call Condi and remind her to talk about the horrors of the birdy flu panademic DISease. Does anyone in Amurica have this thing yet? We need pictures, TV interviews. This birdy thang is gonna save our arses."
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The virus you pick up on the plane ride home from Las Vegas due to the late night drinking, smoking, and partying that has compromised your immune system.
That dude sneezing in the seat behind me most definitely just knocked me out of commission for the next week with the Vegas Flu.
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When all your friends used to be on bebo/myspace but one by one they drop and join Facebook. This is called the "Facebook Flu" or the "Facebook Fucker Flu". No longer do people go on bebo or myspace, so you resort to commenting yourself....
John: Hey, check my new bebo skin?
Peter: Are you stupid? It's all happening on Facebook!
John: Peter, you've got the Facebook Flu
Peter: Argh....!
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Damn, don't touch that slut, I hear she got the booty flu.
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When a woman starts her period.
I'm unable to make it out to the party, I have the girl flu...
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