e-Fluff

An intangible product or service that is used to either pad, fill or give substance to an already existing product or service that has little or no percieved value.

e-Fluff is never useful and is definatley never wanted, its just there, it just exists to add an extra bullet point to an already long list of pointless features.

Terms like "Digital" and "Downloadable" are often key indicators that you are about to purchase some eFluff, buyer beware!

e-Fluff is generally used to turn a pyramid selling company into one that appears like it is selling a legit product or service.

If a marketing plan sucks, then the best rememedy usually by online marketers is to spinkle a little eFluff around the product page to make it seem like its worth more than what it is.

"Quick, we need to add some more e-Fluff to our product line to try and get more sales!"

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fluff-sniffer

A paedophile, either in thought or deed.

"Mummy, Mummy, that nasty man was looking at me strangely again."

"Don't worry, if that bastard fluff-sniffer comes near you again, just pepper-spray his beady eyes out."

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Fluff and fold

sex, especially a quickie one night stand, casual fuck with no commitments

I brought that guy home last night and got a fluff and fold.

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bum fluff

When an adolescent boy first grows facial hair it looks all wispy and yucky. This hair resembles the fluffy hair on some people's bums. So shave it off or you can look ridiculous. Girls really hate it. I'm a girl!

So shave it off and get a REAL beard started!

Once I was up close to my big brother's friend. He had heaps of Bum Fluff on his face which made me want to PUKE!

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fluff cunt

Someone who is a fat dirty looking woman who has untamed ,wild frizzy hair.
If you do not detest this person you are either insane or fucking insane.

GOrjuzANgel:holy snappin arseholes look at that fluff cunt
BOOTYtang:omfg she has a bf!

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Ass Fluff

When a male or female has pubic hair growing around their ass hole.

Usually in males flakes of shit can be found hanging from the hairs.

Can be spikey on the cheeks when shaved.

'Dude the chick i fucked last night had shit loadsa ass fluff!. I didnt know whether to fuck it or brush it!'

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fluff bucket

when a person feels nervous about meeting someone new, so in order to appear more intelligent they start spouting large amounts of random useless informtion

Dude, she must have been really nervous about meeting me because that conversation was nothing but one big fluff bucket

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