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an asian immigrant that thinks they are a black gangster
josh lee is a fob-o-shizzle
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A person who thinks they're a huge fan of fall out boy, but they've only heard Centuries and Immortals,
Fake fob fan: OMG I LUV FALL OOT BOI SOOO MUCH
Real fan: Yeah my fav song is This Ain't a Scene
Fake: Wha...?
Real: Whos your fav member?
Fak: Wait... its a band?
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A cinder block or car wheel chained to the restroom key.
The strain of dragging that gas station key fob made me shit my pants.
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FOB (Future Other Betty):
1 - Reference to the new model wife/wives of Don Draper on Mad Men.
2 - Applied when a man picks a subsequent mate that is just as damaged as the first, thus repeating behavior pattern that will make a successful long-lasting pairing virtually impossible.
FOBs tend towards pretty on the outside...with a side of viciousness that makes one cringe. And in the case of Mad Men, yell at the television. In real life, avoidance is the preferred method of dealing with a FOB.
I certainly hope Megan doesn't turn out to be a FOB (future other Betty).
Poor Brian, he can't see she's a FOB. How many times does he have to make the same mistake?
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Turning a woman over doggy style and fucking her up the ass.
I was fucking her pussy missionary style and then I decided to Flip her over and brown her..FOB
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"fobbing": The art of shoving your kids off on someone else.
" I can't stand my kids so much I've taken to fobbing them off on my mom. She's so stupid she thinks it's her idea."