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A type of zombie. A mentally awake and aware zombie with the ability to choose not to eat brains. These are the smartest and most dangerous of all zombies since they easily fit in with the normal human population. Often confused with cannibal human beings. These zombies can turn on someone just like a happy and friendly rottweiler turns and bites a child for no reason. The term folding chair comes from the cheap, low weight-limit, outdoor folding chairs that provide a welcome and relaxing seat. At anytime (usually when you least expect it) they break dropping you on the floor unexpectedly, injuring or killing you.
The folding chair collapsed and turned on his friend ferociously gnawing into the side of his skull.
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A sexual position in which a girl starts on all fours, then places her head between her knees in a way that allows the man to grasp her pony tail as a handle and pull her in to give him a rim job from underneath as he's thrusting on her.
That hooker was expensive, but she gave the best folded pony I've ever had.
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When a girl is so fat you could fuck any part of her
Title of jpg showing fat girl: Pick a fold
Commenter 1: first
Commenter 2: gross!
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Folding dat ass
Or
Folding dat asssss
I once got caught folding cake in Cambodia.
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One of the simplest folds in origami, involving folding a flap of paper downward behind the rest of the sheet, forming what resembles a "mountain," or crest in the paper. In some origami books (mainly British books), mountian folds are also known as "peak folds." Most diagrams for how to fold origami show a mountain fold by a dotted and dashed line.
Step 1: mountain fold the upper flap behind the model.
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Refers to the similarity in appearance between a grapefruit (sliced in half and folded) and the vagina
I had a folded grapefruit for breakfast this morning, along with a jelly doghnut.
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Code for jerking off
"hold on I'm folding dishes"
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