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super good american football player that excells in every aspect such as quick, hard hitting, intimidating, reads plays well, hits holes hard, stuffs runs, punishes recievers coming in the middle, and usually a team leader. What a beast on the field!
Wow, Ray Lewis is such a footballer!!
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Football for people who are too old to play.
Damn i'm tired from walking a few steps. I know, I'll go play "FANTASY FOOTBALL"
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Canadian football is very similar to American football. The main difference is that with Canadian rules there are only three downs. Canadian football is also played on a wider field and has one man more on the field than American. On offence there are two slot backs rather than a tight end. A field goal is also a live ball in Canadian football and can be returned for a touchdown if missed.
Canadian and American football are the greatest sports in the world. Love the gridiron!
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to be cross-eyed,
comes from football games with two legs, one home and one away
did you see that guys football eyes?
yeah, i didnt know if he was looking at me, my pint, my bird or all three
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Powderpuff football is an annual event in which highschool girls who don't mind getting down and dirty, seperate eachother by classes for a fierce game of football. The teams are coached by the guys who actually play football. What is supposed to be a innocent flag football game always ends up as rough tackle football. Ankles will be sprained, wrists will be broken, hips will be dislocated and muscles will be pulled. There are penalties against unnesessary roughness, but do you think that will stop them? i don't think so either.
the girls who usually participate in this event come from many social groups but they all have one thing in common... they're badasses.
The prize is nothing else then bragging rights. I'd say thats a pretty nice prize.
freshman girls usually have no idea whats aheads of them and will get dominated by all the upperclassmen.
Junior Guy: Our girls are soo fast.
Senior Guy: Our girls are lay your girls out.
Junior Guy: How can we settle this?
Senior Guy: Hows about a game of Powderpuff Football.
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A way for individuals to become more invested in a sport that they do not play.
I almost jumped out the window when my computer wouldn't load my 'fantasy football' picks.
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freestyle football, also known as "fs", is probably the most chick-attracting sport in the world.
it's for talented people only, so sorry for those who SUCK
Chick: "Damn, look at that fs(freestyle football), i'd hit that".
2nd Chick: "I know! He's such and Alex.." (faints because Alex is soo good at freestyle)
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