Mega Church

A new term that is popping up as a result of churches buying out old stadiums and very large complexes to hold worship sermons. The first church to be named this was the Lakewood Church, who recently signed a 13 million dollar lease on the Compaq Center.

I'm insecure so i'm going down the the mega church to hang out with a bunch of other idiots so I can feel better about my life.

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church and Dodge

Corner of streets Church and Dodge, commonly known as a drug hotspot
located north of chicago in evanston

I drove by church and dodge yesterday and saw some prep trying to get a joint

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church key

In the days of my youth, before twist off bottle caps, "church key" only refered to bottle openers made of heavy gauge bent wire.

I stopped at the beer distributers and picked up a case of Duke, they gave me a church key so we're ready to go.

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The Church Of Rucka

The hardcore devotees of the Rucka Rucka Ali

Taking the idea of his parody to a different level as if he was god or Jesus ( which is funny seeing as it is a parody of a Church) it is a fan page that puts a funny spin on the idea of a Fan Page.

The Church Of Rucka is an alliance of many races and cultures,

The church was born and a structured ministry developed around his videos and the practitioners of the faith keep his videos safe downloading the old scriptures and the new to share them with the people for generations to come, with this the Vault of the Church was created to allow the re-uploading of them scriptures when the heathens flag them or have them removed.

Not a great deal is know about Rucka Rucka Ali but his charismatic persona united his people (the Nuckas) his goal to make awesome funny parodies ( and money) in order to bring absolute tranquility and understanding among all the Races. and in the hope it is maintained long
after his passing the Church and it's clergy aim to uphold this ideal.

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Hooker-In-Church

In reference to being under stress.

Damn, I'm sweating like a hooker-in-church.

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catholic church

The Catholic Church refers to the main Christian body of believers following the teachings of Jesus Christ. The Catholic Church is made up of laity and clergy. The clergy are ministers ordained through Apostolic succession (successive ordination of ministers since the time of the apostles). The are three types of ordination: Bishop, Priest, and Deacon. The bishop is the 'local ordinary' of an area of the Church (e.g. Philadelphia). The priests are the bishops aids in the church and the deacons assist the priests. The Catholic Church is very vocal in it's opposition to contraception, abortion, non-marital sexual behavior and unbridaled consumerism. It claims as it's source of revelation the Old and New Testaments and Sacred Tradition, guided through the interpretation of the magisterium. Many false teachings have been promulgated in an attempt to destroy the Catholic Church. Included in these are: the nature of the Crusades, the actions of Pope Pius XII during WWII, that Jesus had children and the Church is trying to cover it up, and many more. To learn more about the Catholic Church seek out the Catechism of the Catholic Church or a number of other books widely available.

Catholic Church -- refers to an actually assembly of Catholics... the building in which Masses are held and the Eucharist is present.

I went to a Catholic Church last Sunday. The Catholic Church spoke out against contraception last week.

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Church Basement

When you're fingering a chubby girl in the basement of a church and when almost caught u jerk ur hand out so quickly u rip out a significant chunk of her pubic hair. Later, u realize u may have actually been in her butthole because you have stank fingers

Tyler clapped his hands together sending a cloud of stink out like he'd been pulling a church basement.

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