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When something goes so terribly wrong you want to shoot yourself in the face five times, but pissed because you can only do it once
"SO did you kiss her yet?"
"Yeah, worse kisser of all time. Fucking want to shoot myself in the face 5 times."
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You make me want to off myself with your horrible grammar
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When somebody ignores/pretends you don't exist. Almost as if they're telling you to go fuck yourself, but without actually saying it.
Person 1: Hey there! How are you doing?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Soo.... what's up?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Well I guess i'll just go fuck myself, then.
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The name of a kickass song by Nirvana. The title was sarcastic and was also going to be the title of their final album in 1993, titled In Utero. This song's title is know very screwed up because Kurt was murdered in 1994.
I Hate Myself and Want to Die is a great song.
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The famous catch phrase of liner blown when soemthing bad happens. Popularised by r/okbuddyreiner
Liner: Hey butthole
Birthcontrol: Hi lainah
Reiner: SEX NOW
Buttoast: No, you so slutty
Reiner Braun I want to Kill Myself
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When one is so drunk he/she can't untie their shoes but can manage to find a knife and cut himself/herself out of them.
Coined by the band Audacity in a Victim of Time interview in Chicago 2014, "Two or three days ago we were in Iowa City and we were pretty drunk and Matty was the last one up and he had to cut his shoes off with a knife. He woke up and said “I was so drunk last night I had to cut myself out of my shoes” and I thought it was a figure of speech or something like that."
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"I guess Ill just kill myself"
"No, that's wrong. Your family loves you and doesn't want you to die"
"You're right"
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