Real Ladies

a girl,or woman who dances at the club with her shows or heels off.-barefoot-

Real ladies take off there shoes before they dance.

real nelson

When a person is so annoyed by something so small to the point they become a real Nelson

Man that guy is such a real Nelson, I only brushed shoulders with that guy

meta-real

The concept of self-reference as the only paradigm of reality.

The assertion that the material has no reality aside from its aesthetic (appearance (phenomenona)); and is therefore real only in self-reference (meta-"real").

Argues that the linear past is real only in self-reference (aesthetic); that the past is not MATERIALLY real; and that self-reference is indicative of a cyclical future rather than a linear past.

Stipulates self-reference as a paradigm in which time and aesthetic are one.

Indicates that the conscious self appears from the self-reference between the material and the chronistic.

Material is only real insomuch as it is meta-real.

real eyes

when you're telling the truth

I saw your girl with a another dude!

really?

yeah look i got my real eyes on!

real noice

If it cannot be explained by conventional uses of the words good, great, or even spectacular, real noice is the word for you.

The real places the emphasis on noice, making it a much more powerful word.

It is commonly used in context with dank memes.

Hey, I just found 10 bucks. Now I can go on that camping trip with you guys.
Oh, that's real noice.

I just pre-ordered Battlefield One.
Oh, nyes, that is real noice.

This is real life.

A phrase used to express seriousness, or actuality. When the legitimacy of someone's threatening attitude is challenged, or the realness of an event or sight is questionable, etc., this phrase is used to confirm it. Can be used in place of "for real" or "seriously" or "fo shizzle" or any other phrase of that nature.

Person 1: Girl, I will CUT... YOU...
Person 2: Haha, yeah right..
Person 1: I'm going to cut you. This is real life.

I just got a new car - this is real life!

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Mad real

Mad real is slang for, along the lines of, definite or for sure. Mad means "alot", real meaning "keeping it true".

The love for him is mad real.

I got yall Im mad real.

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