sored

super bored

I so sored

cross as a bear with a sore bum

Easily angered. Lookin' fer a fight!

Child: I hate math homework!!
Parent: Now, now... you're as cross as a bear with a sore bum.

i-sore

the notch on iPhone 14 pro models that looks like an I and is goddamm ocd inducing

looks like

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Jake: hey did you buy the new iPhone 14 pro
Kirsten: yeah I did
Jake: look at that i-sore
Kirsten: if id known I would get the 14 non pro

sore core loser

The same as sore loser

Just because you lost, doesn't mean you get to stay mad, you sore core loser

morning sore throat

When you have a sore throat when you wake up in the morning for no fucking reason.
Typically lasts 15-100 minutes.

Hey man! What's the problem?
I got a morning sore throat again. I swear to god this happens every morning.

Bed Soring

The term used to describe a sex act whereby a man inserts his un-lubed cock between the fat rolls in an obese woman.

"Hey, how did your date go last night?"

"Pretty good, I ended up bed soring her."

stress sores

a really shit excuse for herpes

"hey i have stress sores!"
"no you don't you just can't admit you got herpes from sucking off a tramp!"