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To fail so badly that your fuck up is now a standard for fuck ups around the world
Tim: OMFG i just blew up my car with a bottle rocket, which destroyed the gas station near my house! Now the cops are after me! Oh shit what should i dooo???
Sarcasticmaster: LEGENDARY FAIL
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Asian fail: (v) The act of asian failing is getting a B+ in any class, particularly math. It usually results in massive asswhupping by angry asian parents.
Ellen: Xiao Min asian failed math!
Matt: Her parents are gonna kill her. Plus, what kind of asian fails MATH?
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A fail that cannot be describe simply as a fail, or an epic fail. This level of failure requires the new adjective of 'Galactic'.
You're 30 and still live in your parents' basement? Galactic Fail.
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The breakdown, degradation, failure, or complete rape of the English language. To grammar fail is to commit the ultimate sin, especially over internet chat boards. Grammar failing has no specific definition or scenario. It can be made by any person, at any age, at any time, anywhere in the world.
Grammar failing includes, but is not limited to:
● A simple misspelling of a word.
● The wrong context or wrong use of words.
● Managers posting signs intended for their crew that haven't been properly proofread, and may indicate why they're stuck in their $24K a year job.
● People trying to use eloquent words in ordinary conversation to appear smarter, but have, in fact, used the word in the wrong way.
Etcetera.
Any combination of the above Grammar Failures can be combined to form an ultimate, yet to be defined, grammar broked. Grammar brokeding is typically reserved for African Americans that reside in the projects.
Grammar failing is highly looked down upon, and committing this act will forever label you as a person to avoid associating with on Facebook, Myspace, or Twitter.
The Mets Sucks
man, i cant beleive i work on wendesday
Please be sure to request off for advance for future vacations you may be taking soon. Thanks, management
Did you see that Grammar Fail that our 1st assistant manager posted in the back crew room?
Why yes, I too found that their signature dish tasted rather convoluted. -- Wait, what?
Person 1: church was crackin today like always seen some old faces that i havent seen in a long time man thank you jesus
Person 2: chruch can never crack so stop it and dont go to see people you go to get the word so keep that in mind
Person 1: shut up ikeem for i smack you and chuch do be crackin aleast mine do
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Fail Friday is a day when one gets so intoxicated that they have no idea what happened come Saturday morning. Upon looking back at their digital camera photos from the night before, they see that many regretful events took place. Many regretful events.
Ugh, I guess yesterday was a Fail Friday.
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To do very badly at life. It is much worse than just sucking. You should most likely kill yourself if you fail at life. It is your best option.
Person1: I have a myspace! Oh my god! I posted a pic of me looking in a random direction and I have a lot of E-Friends!
Person2: You fail at life.
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When someone tries to answer a question and gives a really nerdy answer but still gets it wrong
Teacher: What's the square root of 81
Nerd: Well your really asking 2 questions there. The first question you are asking is the equivilant amount of decimetres in an isosoles triangle using inverted fractions. The second question your asking is to divert the amount of hectograms into an acute angle without carrying over the triviums into the septograph
Teacher: Errr, no, the answer's 9
Some Guy: Haha, lol what a dumb smart-ass. He's such a stupid know it all. What a failed nerd
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