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When you come to your mundane 9-5 job and realize you are just incapable of doing anything work related. This could last from several minutes to several months.
Employee 73629: Man i'm so behind on this project, total peon freeze all day
Employee 83772: Tell me about it I've had grunt block all week
Employee 73845: Yeah, a total code monkey stall, just a giant cube fuck
Manager 82764: Damn it Bill, all my subordinates had a giant case of peon freeze this week so we are not going to meet that deadline
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When it is snowing or someone is peeing in the snow.
Did you see that girl freezing urine?
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When getting a brain freeze, one may suddenly growl and grab the back of their head and thrash about in a vain effort to rid themselves of the effect.
Oh my god these chicken nuggets are so good GRRRR AAAH
Holy crap dude he's having a brain freeze possession
1. to urinate in a cup, when you suspect someone has drugged you in order to date-rape you (see poster image under date-rape).
2. To slow your roll.
3. To interrupt a flowing stream of urine.
1. "I'm feeling really dizzy after this guy bought me a drink, so I need you to hold this cup so I can pee in it, freeze it, and get it analyzed. Come on, it'll be fun; like a science project."
2. "Freeze your pee, homie, you don't need to be putting that in her drink."
3. "Okay, girl, the cup's almost full; freeze your pee. This should be enough for the lab techs to analyze."
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The name of an awesome song by underground DJ MC Esoteric . You are most likely to hear this at a party with a bunch of hipster-esque kids. Sheer genius.
All of a sudden, you hear everyone shout "Whole House Freeze!" and you know you're at the place to be.
The sexual act of defecating into a condom, freezing it, then proceeding to eat it like a freeze pop.
"My girlfriend made the most delicious Cincinnati Freeze Pop for me last night, gobbled that shit up when i got home."
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Freezing Ball Sacks- A way to say that the temperature is at an uncomfortably low degree. A way to let people know your beyond cold, also away of saying some thing is, is going to be, or had been quite more than cold.
1. Dude I just check the thermostat... ITS FREEZING BALL SACKS OUT SIDE!
2. And for the forecast this week, it looks like snow with a 98% chance of FREEZING BALL SACKS!
3. I feel bad that Jonny died.... Yeah, Freezing ball sacks really is the worst way to go...
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