Rural Dictionary

Fuck Me Harder

Computer Slang. From the Jargon file:

Sometimes uttered in response to egregious misbehavior, esp. in software, and esp. of misbehaviors which seem unfairly persistent (as though designed in by the imp of the perverse). Often theatrically elaborated: "Aiighhh! Fuck me with a piledriver and 16 feet of curare-tipped wrought-iron fence *and no lubricants*!" The phrase is sometimes heard abbreviated `FMH' in polite company.

I got yet another BSOD cleaning up all the !@#$-ing spyware on my computer.
"Argh! Fuck me harder!"
(sarcasm)

by bobsyeruncle February 3, 2005

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FUCK ME HARDER

What the butch screams when she’s getting fucked right in the pussy

I was fucking her right up her pussy and she kept screaming “fuck me harder”

by Pooooooopkopliop May 13, 2019

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fuck me in the eyes

i cant believe it

Oh my god!! a man can run 30 miles per hour. fuck me in the eyes

by Mo5e5 October 17, 2018

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fuck-me band

The Australian slang term for a "jelly bracelet".

They may either be the generic solid colored plastic bands, or the relatively current trend in New South Wales of using the flat sleeve from the inside of a Coke bottle lid. They are crafted into bracelets by removing the centre leaving a 3mm rim, sucking on them until they're warm and soft, and stretching it slowly around the hand until it's on the wrist.

The meaning of fuck-me bands is quite blatant - they are worn predominantly by prepubescent sluts and skanks, and if broken one should copulate with the individual who broke it.

Many Australians wear these bands for years, and eventually they have grown around them and can't remove them. They don't take the "purpose" seriously, but can often be seen as immature simply for wearing these bands.

"I bought some hot new red fuck-me bands for so cheap."

by ldne May 15, 2005

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