full evacuation

When faced with the Decision Maker, violently and simultaneously shitting and vomiting, you choose the path of feeling better by quickly cranking one out.

Got hit with the decision maker and thought I was gonna die, but went full evacuation mode and felt a lot better.

Full Pantry

When a male or female at their sexual prime have multiple mates, partners and FWBs lined up ready and waiting for sex and DTF at a moments notice. Akin to the term Full Stable.

I don't know how Brenda can walk. She's always DTF and has a full pantry.

full ronty

This is the end game for most men in yoga class which is to perform fellatio on oneself

I go to yoga in the hopes that someday I will be able to complete a full ronty!

Full Mallard

The act of pressing ones anus against the vaginal canal of a pregnant female duck. The duck then births an egg into the human's anal cavity without breaking it. If the egg breaks in the process, the act of full mallard is voided.

Once the egg has been completely transferred to the human, he or she may then pass the egg to another human or animal in the same fashion.

"dude, i got kicked out of the petting zoo"
"what, why?"
"they caught me going full mallard in the pond area"

full Monty

British slang phrase meaning "everything, the whole lot" or, when used as an adjective, "all the way".

My girlfriend left me, she said it’s because I was not willing to go the full Monty.

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full midge

a person who possesses the body shape of a midget, but is normal sized. Basically, a large head on narrow shoulders, but well over five feet tall.

Dude, I saw full midge walking down the street lookin' like the king of the munchkins

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full of shit

1) Totally unfounded, not credible, or ridiculous...usually refers to something somebody just said.
2) Having a large amount of fecal matter in your body, usually necessitating a dump.

Eric: "...so I told the Olsen twins I wasn't in the mood, because you know, I can do better. Then a couple minutes later I ran into the Hilton sisters and scored a threesome. It was just like in the video, dude, I swear."
Stan: "Man you're so full of shit, your eyes are brown."
Eric: "Yeah, I guess you're right, I really need to drop a massive deuce in the john."

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