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When you are haggling with a customer at your garage sale about the 50$ used car seat you are trying to sell and to close out the transaction, you offer your wife/daughter's pussy as an add-on to the deal
Justin: Nice car seat bro where did you get it
Marc: I got at for 50$ at this garage sale, at first I thought I was overpaying but then the guy threw in a Garage Sale Whore
Justin: Nice, you can't pass up a deal like that!
When one of the neighbors get evicted and you pick through their things after the landlord puts their stuff on the lawn.
"Awesome dragon shaped coffee table dude! Where did you get it? Ghetto garage sale man."
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Unwanted but still usable items and objects left at the curb or in the alley for other people to take.
Sheila was lucky to find a small bookshelf for her new apartment at the midnight garage sale.
We don't need that old pot anymore. Put it in the midnight garage sale.
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Wife: I think we should go to the store.
Husband: I think you should shut your two cock garage.
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Savage why you got a 12 Car Garage and you only got 6 cars?
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Inserting your penis as well as both testicles (and scrotum obviously) into a vagina (or rectum).
This is one step past "balls deep."
Bro 1: Bro, I'm not just gonna go balls deep on her, I'm gonna park my whole fleet in her garage.
Bro 2: Oh, you're pulling a Four Car Garage?
Bro 1: Totals.
*high five*
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convince a chick to have sex with you in a parking deck out on the back of the car or over the hood and make so much noise the guard comes looking to see what’s going on. The key is working your magic to convince a chick to do it when she doesn’t want to at first.
I gave the the Garage door opener
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