Sleeping Giant

Since yawning has been proven contagious, the Sleeping Giant is both a pleasurable and scientifically correct experience.

The Sleeping Giant, is when you Yawn in the presence of a attractive female, preferably a blonde for they are born with a much larger throat capacity than the average woman. You wait for this woman to be afflicted by the yawning bug, once afflicted her mouth will be 100% open, her eyes closed tightly, and her jaw tilted upwards slightly. Now, seize the moment, and insert your penis into her drowsy wonder cave (Mouth). With your penis now resting softly on the top of her tongue, you have successfully created a Sleeping Giant, literally.

-Also known in the Asian community, as "Yawning Dragon, angry Egg roll."

"Man, I had to yawn for 37 minutes last night before I hit that bitch with a Sleeping Giant."

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Giant Squid of Anger

A Youtube troll, or someone who just leaves awful nasty comments on Youtube videos. Term coined by the vlogbrothers, John and Hank Green, of youtube.com/vlogbrothers

Commenter: wtf this is dum thees nerdss hav nno lifes only reterds wud watch dis

Nerdfighter: Wow, it looks like the comments are being attacked by a giant squid of anger.

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Giant Enemy Crab

A now extinct type of crab that used to exist in Japan. It was driven to extinction easily since it had a weak point that could be hit for massive damage.

These are the fossilized remains of a giant enemy crab. If it's weak point was hit, it would suffer massive damage.

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Giant enemy crab

A joke which arose from Sony's E3 2006 press conference.

While showing off the game Genji 2, it was claimed that the game was based on Japanese history, and that the battles were based on battles that took place in the period.

This was followed up by the revelation of a "giant enemy crab" battle and it was announced that you "attack its weak point for massive damage."

The irony of these statements has made giant enemy crab a popular internet meme.

Genji 2 is an action game, which is based on ancient Japanese history.
Being based on history, the, um, stages of the game, will also be based on battles which took--actually took place in ancient Japan.

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So here's this giant enemy crab, and you...attack its weak point for massive damage.

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Green Giant

When a guy paints his insanely long dick green and fucks a girl up the ass

I just gave that chick a green giant

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Giant Beer Pong

Also known as GBP, Giant Beer Pong is a variation of the game Beer Pong played outside with 12 large trash cans and 2 rubber balls. Cans (6 per side) are set up in a triangle formation 6 to 8 yards apart and players (2 per team) try to make the opposing teams cans.

Rules: Are the same as beer pong, though no re-racks are permitted and to achieve "balls back" both players on a team must make the same can.

Drinking: You should be drinking at all times and extra when the opposing team makes cans on your side.

Credited for the game: "5 sexy" UCSB

When returning the trash cans to the hardware store after a weekend of Giant Beer pong, we simply stated "The beach clean up was canceled."

Giant Beer Pong.....woot!

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New York Giants

Tom Brady's least favorite team.

Tom Brady hates the New York Giants for beating him twice in the Super Bowl.

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