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mystery gift

What you find when you stick long objects in holes that are too small.

David found a mystery gift in his friends hole.

by NAGS October 31, 2013


Re-gifting

When a woman lets a man finish inside of her, doesnโ€™t shower and then meets up with another man shortly after, where he gives her head and unknowingly consumes the remains of the previous manโ€™s bodily fluids

Did you hear that Tina was re-gifting last night?

by HotPocky January 16, 2023


robo-gifting

The act of buying large quantities of a usually cheap item to give as unwanted gifts to weary relatives and friends. A robo-gifter also has to keep a spreadsheet or ledger of what gifts they have given and to whom so they don't give the same gift to the same person on different occasions.

I know that I am a victim of robo-gifting, because half of the people that Clara knows got a bottle of hand sanitizer for Christmas, including me!

by draino March 11, 2012


gift sack

The scrotum forms an admirable covering for the protection of the testes. These bodies, lying suspended and loose in the cavity of the scrotum โ€ฆ are capable of great mobility, and can therefore easily slip about within the scrotum, and thus avoid injuries from blows or squeezes.

"I've got a couple things for you in my gift sack."

"Here's 0-2 pitch to A-rod. Oh! And he's taken it right in the gift sack!"

by shopping_w/Satan May 21, 2009


gift rape

1.Well, gift raping, now that is something that Santa Clause has been fighting for years, you see it is lonely at the North Pole and the elves make those dolls, that are to them life sized......so the they, do stuff to them........or, it Could mean a present from inmate 13427645 aka bubba.............

2. To get gift rape on Gaia Online I would suggest going to the Gambino hat store, buying the gift box hat and then post "I am Free" over and over again in the chatterbox. If that doesn't do it, I don't know what will.

3. When you recieve a gift, ie. an ugly ass sweater, and are forced to wear it when ever you see the giver.

An example of gift rape:
Taeha: You'd think if someone wanted a gift of rape, it'd actually be consentual, and therefore, NOT rape.
xD Quite the paradox!

Procrastination Girl:maybe someone thought it was a good gift to give someone, and the recipient disagreed!
hmm... i wonder if that applies to non-sex gifts as well... like say your grandma gives you an ugly-ass sweater, and you have to WEAR it the next time you see her. are you being GIFTRAPED?

by Brusier September 30, 2006

16๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


gift giver

What ever fag bug chaser is looking for; a person with AIDS to infect them.

Dave was looking for that special gift giver last night.

by Dirk Diggler July 25, 2003

53๐Ÿ‘ 85๐Ÿ‘Ž


gift-tag

When a person gives an unexpected gift so the following year the receiver gives a gift, yet receives none, so the following year the original giver gives a gift yet receives none, and so on.

Alison felt embarrassed when Nicole gave her a Christmas gift and she had bought her nothing so the following Christmas she bought Nicole a gift, who had bought nothing for Alison. They were caught in a cycle of gift-tag.

by Alison A. December 24, 2009

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