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When you nut in your palm and then fist a bitch.
Me and my old lady are planning on washing the glove tonight.
A Johnny, a rubber, the ultimate weapon of defence for a man of no commitment
Jeeves, fetch the gentlemen's glove, I require a posh wank.
The act of covering one's hand in butter, and then ferociously giving a hand job to one's self, or someone else.
Alex: Yo Dave, What's with the stained pants?
Dave: Oh man! That's just butter.
Alex: Man, how the fuck did you get butter on your pants?
Dave: Bro, my girlfriend just butter gloved me so hard!
Condoms! A common form of male contraception
"Please wear a willy glove darling, i don't want your HIV"
To wear fingerless biker styled gloves to the gym while working out.
“Hey look everyone Manda has got herself a set of fingerless gloves, what a glove wanker!”
when you do your DT homework but youre too slow to do it
I almost finished my DT homework, but I turtle gloved it
When a boxer removes the padding Inside the gloves for maximum impact ie Collins vs Resto
Mayweather won the fight because he had Loaded gloves, automatic disqualification from match