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Another term for peanut butter.
"I see that you've purchased some goober salve,hen bullets, and moo juice" said the seventy year old bag boy.
Translation: I had bought peanut butter, eggs, and milk.
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thats an oober goober shirt your wearing today, sista.
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When you ejaculate into a tube sock only to then inadvertently put that same sock on later.
My parents came home early and I pulled on a tube goober!
When a dude gets so sexually aroused he can't think straight.
I get so Goober Stupid when she pulls out that big'ol ass. I can't think about anything but butt.
Goodber-smooth refers to an attempt of a goober to impress someone they are interested in. It can describe a person, most often that person is already a goober but now a level up, or can describe a specific comment or action of a goober that is quite suave.
I tell you, Joey is not the top jock in school but he sure is goober-smooth with the ladies.
Goober Douche: Someone highly annoying and/or stupid who is also a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about who also wears white sunglasses!
Omg Steven is such a goober douche! He thinks he is hot shit but aint shit at all!
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The sweaty, itchy, slimy feeling one gets in their butt after strenuous exercise such as running or any other type of aerobic activity.
Roman- "Hey Pete, you got any napkins on ya?"
Pete- "No. What for??"
Roman- "All this running is giving me serious goober butt."
Pete- "Oh, I HATE that."
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