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Another term for peanut butter.
"I see that you've purchased some goober salve,hen bullets, and moo juice" said the seventy year old bag boy.
Translation: I had bought peanut butter, eggs, and milk.
Goodber-smooth refers to an attempt of a goober to impress someone they are interested in. It can describe a person, most often that person is already a goober but now a level up, or can describe a specific comment or action of a goober that is quite suave.
I tell you, Joey is not the top jock in school but he sure is goober-smooth with the ladies.
When you ejaculate into a tube sock only to then inadvertently put that same sock on later.
My parents came home early and I pulled on a tube goober!
When a dude gets so sexually aroused he can't think straight.
I get so Goober Stupid when she pulls out that big'ol ass. I can't think about anything but butt.
Goober Douche: Someone highly annoying and/or stupid who is also a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about who also wears white sunglasses!
Omg Steven is such a goober douche! He thinks he is hot shit but aint shit at all!
The sweaty, itchy, slimy feeling one gets in their butt after strenuous exercise such as running or any other type of aerobic activity.
Roman- "Hey Pete, you got any napkins on ya?"
Pete- "No. What for??"
Roman- "All this running is giving me serious goober butt."
Pete- "Oh, I HATE that."