gooch milk

when one does not shower for a long period of time and their gooch sweats alot producing a creamy and moist substance

hey Zach i haven't showered today and i just worked out, smell my gooch milk.

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Gooch Attack

A game played amongst male friends to rapidly strike ones gooch (the anatomical space between the balls and asshole). Whilst the game may seem as inappropriate, it is a true test of courage, smarts, reflexes and awareness.

Younus and Mustafa simultaneously tried to gooch attack Amir, but found out he had a vagina.

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gooch mullet

a patch of pubic hair that strangely resides on the gooch or taint of excessively hairy individuals; much like a happy trail on the underside of the genitals, but is instead known as a sad trail or, more often, a trail of tears

can also be used as a derogatory term for someone who is pissing you off (see slapnuts, douchebag, etc...)

I was about to give her some hot sexing, but when i saw she had a gooch mullet i threw up and passed out at the same time.

Nathan is such a gooch mullet for driving all the way home with the parking break on.

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Gooch-to-cooch

The act of one sneaking behind a female and placing your fingers in that female's gooch. Follow by a quick traces of your way to the cooch. Yelling phrases such as "Surprise" "G-g-g-g-coooooch!" is optional. Act can be non-sexual but if you really want that coochie try it. Will it fail? Nah trust me ;).

Blake gooch-to-cooched me the other day. I cussed him out but i secretly wanted his penis.

gooch cooch fingering

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swamp gooch

(n.) after an intense workout, the gooch or taint area becomes sweaty and moist. The sweat coats the gooch hair resulting in a swamp-like feel. Thus derives the name swamp gooch. Swamp gooch is most common when playing sports in boxers.

Woah, i had the worst swamp gooch after football yesterday. It was so sweaty and smelled like Deeb.

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gooch cheese

Often associated with 'duck butter' or 'smegma', gooch cheese is a creamy, cheese-like by-product of crotch sweat. It smells like a mixture ass, old pussy, and warm mayonnaise.

While Johnny was sleeping, I pulled down my pants, sat on his face, and left my stinky gooch cheese residue on his mouth. How you like that shit, Johnny.

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Gooch Squared

insted of a doubble chin a doubble gooch on a very obese person that is soaked with sweat and other kind of dirty odors that the body gives off.

"I could smell the 279 lb mans gooch squared from across the room".