Derived from the popular game show 'Wheel of Fortune', this involves pegging a number bags of goon to a rotary clothesline such as the very Australian, Hills Hoist. Partners stand around the clothesline and the host (usually in a dress) spins the clothesline and goon of fortune is shouted out. When the bags stop whatever partners, one must scull the goon whilst the other partner performs some sort of stunt (running around, push ups etc) come back and tag their partner who stops drinking. This continues until the goon runs out.
1: Dude, what happened to your shirt.
2: Goon of fortune.
94π 8π
a super awkward person that fuckin stupid and super weird without realizing it
that girl is such a goon, she just queefs all the time and acts casual
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Someone who thinks they are the most badass motocross rider out there, when they are slow, don't jump anything, and don't even have the right gear
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A ton of punk ass white boys who make autotune music and post it on soundcloud. That shit is ass but its still good
This is the Goon City, and you can't get in!
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A hacking group known for IoT malware, doxing Internet personalityβs , DDoSing popular websites and businesses, And many other illegal activities that involve hacking. The groups motives are unclear now and the supposed βleaderβ of the group goes by the name βJoshtimeoutsβ or βEl Diabloβ (The Devil).
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The act of doing things against the law that are funny
Did you see all the goon shit Scott is doing?
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The female version of the male "Goon", in the sexual subculture of chronic and compulsive masturbators. A pornsexual woman who is a bit of a shut-in, and enjoys having sex with other male goons for their edging potential. Typically pornographic content is displayed while the goon girl has sex with her partner. She rides him for as long as possible, perhaps many minutes or even hours at a time while watching porn on her respected device. She may also gratify the goon while watching her favorite porn scene. In the absence of pornographic symbiosis with a male goon, she reads a lot of erotic novels, watches porn by herself, and possibly cams to allow other gooners to worship her. She is hedonistic and disregards competition anxiety for sexual opportunities with like-minded men. She surprises male gooners by joining their video sessions and chat rooms to masturbate with them.
Goon 1: "Bro, I heard your numbers got higher?"
Goon 2: " Yeah, it's because a goon girl found me and I've been able to last longer"
Goon 1: " I thought that girl was an incel"
Goon 2: " Nah, ... she's here for you too."
Goon 1: " We should ask her if she will goon with us tonight"
Goon 2: "I'm sure, she'll be down"
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