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Graves

When you burry someone/someone’s phone

*Graves you* (Burries you/burries phone*

by SkedgyEdgy May 14, 2018


donovan graves

The biggest fuckin pimp alive all he does is stay with the pimp shit if a girl mouth off they gettin the back by pimp daddy don so if you aint got a clean pussy then dont bring yo ass to pimp daddy dons palace of hoes and tricks

donovan graves is the definition of pimp shit

by PIMP shit is the shit 1 December 6, 2017


GO DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE!

1. When you want to murder someone in a hot tempered fury but in-spite of your anger you care so little for them that you'd rather that they dig a hole six feet deep and 6 feet long with a shovel and after doing such back braking labor climb inside of said hole and bury them self alive so you don't have to do it for them.

2. when used repeatedly it implies they should undertake this task right now and stop doing anything else they might've been doing or have planed for the rest of there life.

Peter: " Hey Jose, do you like to suck gay dicks? or just you father penis?'

Jose: "GO DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE! YOU LIMEY FUCKER!!!! "

Peter: " ummm..."

Jose: "DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE, DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE, DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE!"

Peter: " alright I'll get a shovel... just tell my wife I love..."

Jose: " SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!!! and DIG!"

by Pissed-off-'BERTA-Bastard April 26, 2023


shaft grave

Noun. A shaft grave is when the dick is so good it completely blows out your pussy like a deflated pool float.

Yo dawg, Clarice got put into the shaft grave last week.

by Nippppppplesareweird August 21, 2020


Digging The Grave

Essentially the same thing as robbing the cradle, except reversed. When a young person is dating a much older person.

Carol just got to college and she's already digging the grave for her new professor

by Eddie Muenster June 13, 2017


Grave Dick

When a guy ghosts you and then reappears by sending a dick pic.

I hadn’t heard from him in forever and then I get grave dicked.

by IPeeBee March 18, 2024


nasal graving

"Nasal graving" is a term used when a person is so "nosey" that their noses become graven into every object they observe.

The term nasal graving is best explained as the antonym of naval gazing. Whereas navel gazing is defined as "excessive introspection or obsession with a minuscule issue (often missing the bigger picture)," nasal graving means "excessive extrospection or obsession with *every* issue (an impossible if not useless task) ."

Nasal graving is also the extreme version of nasal grazing which is a form of nosiness or obsession with other people's information. For example, a nasal graving person will not only be obsessed with everyone else's private matters but also try to understand every single piece of information in the world (e.g. trying to read every single book, understand every single stock-market fluctuation, learn about every single astronomical fact, etc..). While the imagery of a navel gazer is a person so obsessed with oneself (or a small single-issue) that they are caught staring at their own belly-button, the imagery of a nasal graver is a person who is so obsessed with every single external piece of worldly information that they find that their nose is now engraved in it. In other words, the nasal gravers leave their marks engraved on the objects of the world. The nasal gravings have become one with the external artifacts of the world (see GIF below for a real world example).

"I hear Damian turned his house into a gallery were he posts selfies with every new object he finds! What a nasal graver!"

"Don't speak to Judith, she's such a nasal graver that she will even rummage through dumpsters to see what people ate today!"

"Looks like Facebook's new ad services are trying to master the art of nasal graving by telling advertisers what they know about you."

by DoomLittle October 19, 2018