Greek Physique

A term used to describe a person who is fit but has a tiny dick

“Noah has a Greek Physique”
“Dang I feel bad for his girlfriend”

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deep greek

Sexual act involving the insertion of one hand in the anus and one in the vagina.

Gavin's favourite sexual act with prostitutes was deep greek.

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Greek scramble

a writhing mass of hirsute men, slick with santorum, fornicating on a bear-skin rug

"That party at Brad and Cyril's place started with canapés and ended in a Greek scramble"

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Greek Yogurt

Since the Greeks invented anal sex, the jizz that falls out of a man's ass after he has been analed by his companion is called Greek Yogurt.

This may also apply to a heterosexual male making greek yogurt with his girlfriend.

John: Dude what is this stain in your car?
Gene: Oh sorry thats some left over Greek Yogurt from last night, me and Ben got iton
John: That's disgusting dude!

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greek headlock

Were a guy has a chick in a full nelson headlock, (guys chest to girls back) except guys arms up under her legs and then around the back of her neck as he is pounding away at her back-door (ass-hole).

If I were ever to meet Jenna Jameson, I would like to put her in a Greek Headlock and give it to her like no one else I've ever seen.

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Greek Carwash

getting a bitch with two friends and all spraying your gizz on her at the same time while slapping her on the ass to keep her moving around the room.

" we gave this bitch a greek carwash lastnight"

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greek kids

people who have gone "greek"...they go in fraternity's and sorority's

Those greek kids know how to have a party at their fraternity house.

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