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another way of saying "take it easy" or "stop being so f**kin' paranoid already!"
I told Robbie that he needs to get a grip (and I don't mean on my pantyhose either!)
I also told him Dave said the same thing.
btw Dave's dick is bigger :-)
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The excess amount of fat tissue on the hip bones.
Used to increase thrust power during sexual intercourse.
love handles
"Michael: Thin bitches are so hard to have sex with.
Jake: Why do you say that, bro?
Michael: They don't have sex grips, there is nothing to grab to increase thrust power."
"Allison: God, I hate my body. My hips are so fatty.
Megan: What are you even saying? Fatty hips make for the best sex grips."
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Often used when someone thinks they are to good, better then someone, ahead of the game, Overzealous Confidence, or when one thinks they better then they are. "Get a grip" simply reminds them that they arent.. Basically used when someone thinks their shit doesnt stink. "To come back to reality"..
Eric: Damn I am handsome!
Trish: Get a grip!
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A girl wit a tight pussy.
Example: Yo ma dude, LaShawn had a vice grip. It was hard for me to get in dat.
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To hold an object sideways. Often associated with firearms.
I got my cap to the back and my AK-47 in a gangsta grip.
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The "Motorcycle Grip" is achieved by placing your thumb in the anus of a willing recipient (male or female...whatever turns you on), curling your fingers as if gripping your hand around motorcycle handles, and moving your thumb back and forth while making the sound of a motorcycle (I.E., Vroom Vroom, Screeeeech, or rrrrrng rrrrrng). If you find yourself able to perform this simultaneously on two willing participants then you are now performing the American Chopper.
Man I had that bitch on all fours last night and she squeeled like a little piggie when I dropped the Motorcycle Grip on her ass!
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Not releasing an item from your hand, even if it is not needed or is having a negative affect.
Originating from the story of trapping monkeys. This is done by placing a banana behind a device that a monkey can easily get their hand through. While grabbing the fruit they make a fist that wont allow them to pull out and they wont let go of the banana.
Maybe if you let go of your monkey grip on those groceries you could open the door.
I had a monkey grip on the fork and couldn't catch the dropping plate of food.
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