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1. A game that is played by 2 or more legends by placing your hammer in your tool belt simulating a penis while throwing a roll of blue tape or other circular object in an effort to land it on your opponents hammer. Similar to ring toss, but way more intense by adding alcohol and "spicy" cigarettes of your choice and only choosing deserving and qualified opponents.
2. A group of highly skilled carpenters
1. Bro, check out those hammer dicks, those guys really know how to lay pipe.
2. Aww man, we can't finish the job because we are so basic, I wish a couple of hammer dicks were around to show us how to do it right!
3. Muzzle your bitch, hammer dicks are on there way!
An out of control wobbling male appendage that is used as a flailing tool to knock the sense back into senseless hoes.
Your brainless ex is acting senseless bro, you need to wobbler hammer that ass before she totally loses her damn mind.
A rare, extremely potent nationality-altering strain of marijuana. Characteristics include lots of red hairs and extremely pungent odor. Smoking this strain will cause the smoker to pass out and awaken somewhere in Norway.
"Yesterday my friend brought over an ounce of something he called Thor's Hammer, it was red and furry and smelled like holy hell.
We rolled a blunt of the shit and passed it back and forth, eventually I passed out after the blunt was halfway done.
I woke up this morning and noticed I was cold as shit. Then I noticed I wasn't in my house, but an unfurnished loft, still wearing the clothes I had on yesterday. I ran outside and after a little investigation I found out I'm in Bergen, Norway."
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The act of hitting on a drunk girl in a local bar and trying to get her to go home with you. After step 1 is successful, you then begin to hammer the chick so hard until she not only has NO recollection of that night, but the night before as well, thus ending all possibilities she remembers you and wants to "get to know you better."
Ryan: Dude I totally Hit and Hammered Steph last night!
Jeff: Thats fucked! It was her birthday 2 days ago!
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Trucker-speak for hurry up, give it more gas, etc. see pedal to the metal
Trucker: We're late, so hammer down.
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To figuratively smash an idea, policy, or program, etc, in a furious and animated fashion. Wildly flail a thing or idea with reckless abandon and little apparent purpose.
He proceeded to monkey hammer her presentation, point by point, until the she was reduced to tears.
The Federal Reserve appears willing to monkey-hammer interest rates so low, and for so long, even the most dedicated savers will finally give up in exasperation.
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n. The focus of the action; the place or trick to aim for or emulate. Originally an ice curling term for the rock the captain corn brooms but now widely used in the skate boarding world.
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1) At this meeting we are going to hit the hammer rock so hard their power point will wreck!
2) Nice leapstand bro! But let's see you hit the hammer rock that Skatemark laid down yesterday
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